DastardlyFunk commented on Nothing Neil Patrick Harris Can Say On 'The View' Will Dissuade Us From Reporting That Britney Spears Has Eight Heads, at 11:23 PM on Jul 25 Why is he matching his socks with his shoes? more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on How To Improve The Glow Festival: Try Adding More Glowing Things!, at 5:26 PM on Jul 21 Too many people -- they needed to charge admission to keep the families of eight from overrunning the scene with their stupid strollers. And they really needed to dim the damn floodlamps all over the pier and the beach. more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on David Letterman Entranced By Maggie Gyllenhaal's Tale Of A Percocet-Pushing Nurse Feelgood, at 4:48 PM on Jul 18 "I'm not really into . more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Who's Stalking You On Facebook?, at 4:58 PM on May 13 Doesn't work for me. more » [gawker]

DastardlyFunk commented on Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood, at 7:07 PM on Mar 6 Fuck I fucking hate Brandon Davis. more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Gay Austrian In Sherman Oaks Looks Suspiciously Like Sacha Baron Cohen, at 7:08 PM on Feb 29 What? more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Batman Nemesis Doubles Average Fanboy Correspondence, at 7:02 PM on Feb 29 Mmmm . more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Time for more Jackson Manse, at 4:34 PM on Feb 29 Subject-verb agreement! more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Holy smokes! That's Jane Russell,, at 8:07 PM on Feb 25 She's a goddess! And what's with this Defamer Australia nonsense? more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Be Kind Rewind: An Homage to Amanda Bynes?, at 2:42 PM on Feb 21 She looks like Miss Piggy. more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Another Day, Another On-Set Romance For Jennifer Aniston, at 6:11 PM on Feb 19 I am not partial to blonds, but there's something about that man that makes me moist as a snack cake. more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Can We Just Put The 'There Will Be Blood' Homoeroticism Issue On The Table Already?, at 1:40 AM on Feb 5 @Bentpost: LOL! more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Snoop To Larry King: 'I'm on Medical Marijuana as we speak', at 5:16 PM on Feb 4 Snoop and Martha should actually, like, pre-ingest the pot brownies 'cause it takes about 30 minutes for the effect really to kick in. more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on Possible 'NYT' Dir. Loves Poontang. Flat Screens, Too., at 8:33 PM on Jan 30 I'd hit it. more » [gawker]

DastardlyFunk commented on The Only Rambo Review You'll Ever Need, at 5:32 PM on Jan 30 That's two minutes of my life I will never get back again. more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on It's OK, Moby, Even Virtuosos Can't Busk, at 2:52 PM on Jan 30 Hey - that's a little over $40 an hour. more » [gawker]

DastardlyFunk commented on Apparently not ready to settle, at 6:13 PM on Jan 29 Based on that picture, there's only one corporation that she should be speaking for: the company that makes Soylent Green. more » [defamer]

DastardlyFunk commented on As the entire world has previously, at 8:16 PM on Jan 28 This depresses me. more » [defamer]