DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Debbie Stabenow's Husband's Cheap Hooker Looks... Like Something!, at 2:13 AM on Apr 7 @weazel: Hmmm, Momma always said "they ain't lookin' at your face." Thanks for the tip, I'll bear it in mind. Somewhere, 6 feet underground, Handel is rolling over. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on COMMUNIST HIPPIES TO NAME, at 1:29 AM on Apr 2 We'll have shirts made that say, " I shit in the BUSH!" more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Mystical Pennsylvania Foodstuffs Confuse NYT Reporter, at 1:25 AM on Apr 2 Old-Fashioned Scrapple 1 pound boneless cooked pork loin, chopped1 cup cornmeal1 (14.50-ounce) can chicken broth1/4 teaspoon dried thyme1/4 teaspoon salt1/2 cup all-purpose flour1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper2 tablespoons vegetable oil, or as needed In a large saucepan combine pork, cornmeal, chicken broth, thyme and salt. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Oliver Stone Movie Will Solve George W. Bush's Assassination, at 12:50 AM on Apr 2 Another April Fools' joke? more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on John McCain Celebrates April Fool's Day, at 12:33 AM on Apr 2 April Fool's? more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Stupidity Shocker: Only 10% Of Voters Think Obama's Muslim, at 4:54 AM on Apr 1 Y'all don't pronounce it right. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on 'HOPE IS MY WORD, JOHN' Read, at 4:52 AM on Apr 1 We're doomed. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on George W. Bush Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize, at 4:46 AM on Apr 1 Is this another episode of "Punk'd?" Ashton Kirsher put you up to this, didn't he! more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Terrorists Make Lady Rip Off Nipple Piercings to Board Plane, at 12:18 AM on Mar 31 Jeezuz! more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Fred Thompson Returns To Glorious Acting Career, at 2:43 AM on Mar 25 Somebody wake Mr. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Eliot Spitzer Allegedly Screwed Hookers Here, at 4:04 AM on Mar 11 @ManchuCandidate: I can so see Jennifer Aniston playing his wife when the movie comes out. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Paultards Attack Schoolteacher For Random Blog Post, at 3:10 AM on Feb 17 I work with a Paultard. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Ron Paul Basically Gives Up, at 3:49 AM on Feb 12 @Pemulway: Or this pearl of wisdom: If we had had more time for discussion we should probably have made a great many more mistakes. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on IT'S OFFICIAL: 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED, at 10:31 PM on Jan 29 @Spence: Sure we will. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Crazy God People To Protest Heath Ledger's Funeral, at 4:00 PM on Jan 24 Aussies don't play. more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on To Answer a Paultard's Question, at 12:27 AM on Jan 23 @patrickinator: Ummmmmm, all of them? more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Man Had Sex, Drugs, And Other AWFUL Things With Obama, Of Course, at 12:12 AM on Jan 23 Ron Paul has a penis? more » [wonkette]

DickCheneysBlackSister commented on Heath Ledger Found Dead, at 6:41 PM on Jan 22 Seems odd that it happened on the day he didn't get an Oscar nod... more » [jezebel]