Empire commented on New Sounds Emerge From Loch Ness And The Mormon Tabernacle,
at 3:38 PM on May 15
"with Jesus' love, you can grow up to be a fashion model or Super Bowl quarterback or cheerleader"
And afterward, with more of Jesus' love, you can get through all 12 steps of your recovery program and spend the rest of your life doing inspirational speaking at high school assemblies and church retreats!
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Empire commented on Inflation rose far less than,
at 3:12 PM on May 14
It strikes me as very odd that a site with so much experience distrusting the official version of things from corporate mouthpieces unfailingly reports the government's doctored economic figures as the gospel truth.
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Empire commented on Two Dragracing Comcast Vans Cause Accident That Seriously Injures 3-Yr-Old Girl,
at 3:07 PM on May 14
"It's tragic that it takes these kinds of accidents for companies to realize that the value of saving a few dollars is nothing compared to the value of human life."
It's more tragic that, as will likely be the case here, these kinds of accidents happen and the company doesn't realize a thing.
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Empire commented on Overly excitable music-business,
at 12:56 PM on May 14
Does the industry not understand that 99 cents a song is simply what people are willing to pay, and that raising the price will only result in losing more of the few customers they have left who are actually willing to pay for music at all?
Don't answer that; we already know how much the music industry understands about the internet.
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Empire commented on Filter Frontman Double Dares You To Listen,
at 4:11 PM on May 13
In return, I challenge Richard Patrick to give me the album for free so I don't have to risk my hard-earned money on such a challenge.
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Empire commented on Some Of Your Friends Are Already This Sponsored By Denny's, at 6:24 PM on May 15
@GhostOfDuane: If you leave room, you can follow that up with a Hot Fudge Taking Back Sundae.
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Empire commented on New Sounds Emerge From Loch Ness And The Mormon Tabernacle, at 3:38 PM on May 15
"with Jesus' love, you can grow up to be a fashion model or Super Bowl quarterback or cheerleader"
And afterward, with more of Jesus' love, you can get through all 12 steps of your recovery program and spend the rest of your life doing inspirational speaking at high school assemblies and church retreats!
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Empire commented on Round 39: Sallie Mae vs eBay/Paypal, at 2:43 PM on May 15
My grad school loans are through Sallie Mae.
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Empire commented on Dish Network Adds 22 Channels, Issues Bragging Press Release, Then Yanks 15, at 2:05 PM on May 15
@radleyas: They have Cartoon Network in HD?
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Empire commented on There Are Bed Bugs On The Subway Benches. Yes, Really., at 5:16 PM on May 14
@JollyJumjuck: Nonsense.
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Empire commented on Foo Fighters' Bid To Get Noticed By Smoking Gun Finally Succeeds, at 5:02 PM on May 14
That was far more entertaining than any of their albums.
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Empire commented on What Words Do You Think Of When You Think Of Ticketmaster?, at 4:31 PM on May 14
In terms of evil business practices, Live Nation is going to make Ticketmaster look like your high school bake sale.
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Empire commented on Inflation rose far less than, at 3:12 PM on May 14
It strikes me as very odd that a site with so much experience distrusting the official version of things from corporate mouthpieces unfailingly reports the government's doctored economic figures as the gospel truth.
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[consumerist]
Empire commented on Two Dragracing Comcast Vans Cause Accident That Seriously Injures 3-Yr-Old Girl, at 3:07 PM on May 14
"It's tragic that it takes these kinds of accidents for companies to realize that the value of saving a few dollars is nothing compared to the value of human life."
It's more tragic that, as will likely be the case here, these kinds of accidents happen and the company doesn't realize a thing.
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[consumerist]
Empire commented on Overly excitable music-business, at 12:56 PM on May 14
Does the industry not understand that 99 cents a song is simply what people are willing to pay, and that raising the price will only result in losing more of the few customers they have left who are actually willing to pay for music at all?
Don't answer that; we already know how much the music industry understands about the internet.
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Empire commented on Filter Frontman Double Dares You To Listen, at 4:12 PM on May 13
"it's like an iPod on shuffle..."
Not sure that's what you want to go for when making an album.
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Empire commented on Filter Frontman Double Dares You To Listen, at 4:11 PM on May 13
In return, I challenge Richard Patrick to give me the album for free so I don't have to risk my hard-earned money on such a challenge.
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Empire commented on Inappropriate Bridal Gift Results In Hasty Cancellation Of Papoose-Remy Ma Nuptials, at 12:02 PM on May 13
@Empire: And yes, I know Kid Rock wouldn't wear a Yankee cap, but that's not my point.
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Empire commented on Inappropriate Bridal Gift Results In Hasty Cancellation Of Papoose-Remy Ma Nuptials, at 12:01 PM on May 13
How is "Sunday-best Yankee cap" racist?
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Empire commented on Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl": The Worst Song Of/Most Fitting Song For 2008, at 12:57 AM on May 13
@Audif Jackson Winters III: Nope.
@brasstax: Thanks for that.
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Empire commented on Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl": The Worst Song Of/Most Fitting Song For 2008, at 12:52 AM on May 13
Oh my god:
"I'm curi...ous for you."
Seriously?
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Empire commented on Dr. Housing Bubble tells the, at 6:39 PM on May 9
@B: A five percent annual return is "a nice profit?" It doesn't even beat inflation.
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Empire commented on Coldplay has announced North, at 6:16 PM on May 9
@Ned Raggett: At least they're not on the beach.
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