OrangeAlert commented on McCain Fundraiser Tour Fails Its Way Through Mormon World Capital, at 5:51 PM on May 28 @audicityofhope: looks like heston really doubled up on the breeding in his twilight years. more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on BARRY OBAMA'S RACIST POETRY:, at 5:38 PM on May 28 figga please. what's really odd is that he turned this in for a biology assignment. more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on Your Wonkette Is Moving, Tonight!, at 5:35 PM on May 28 testing, testing...ah. more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on Best DC Hookups for Craigslist Missed Connections, at 4:00 PM on Dec 7, 2007 oh my yes, the black cat on the 80s/brit pop nights is a more or less sure fire meat market. more » [gridskipper]

OrangeAlert commented on Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a really, at 3:50 PM on Dec 7, 2007 funny how a few death threats make someone so touchy. more » [jezebel]

OrangeAlert commented on Amy Winehouse Stops For Crisps & Wine, at 3:44 PM on Dec 7, 2007 she then crushed the crisps into powder and sniffed them before mainlining the wine in to her left arm. more » [jezebel]

OrangeAlert commented on From McDonald's to Terrorism, at 3:40 PM on Dec 7, 2007 well, he had that one episode of his show where he was muslim for 30 days. more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on Rachael Ray & Hubby: Not Exactly Dispelling Marital Discord Rumors, at 2:46 PM on Dec 7, 2007 she needs a baby oil and whiskey fueled 3 day bareback sex romp with anthony bourdain. more » [jezebel]

OrangeAlert commented on Is Talking To A Dude As Pointless As Talking To A Car?, at 2:43 PM on Dec 7, 2007 sometimes with a monkey wrench and sex. more » [jezebel]

OrangeAlert commented on Cartoon Violence Says "Whaaaa?", at 2:38 PM on Dec 7, 2007 the last cartoon killed my pets and gave me lead poisoning...but damn was it clever. maybe everyone in the congo should change their tribal name to "tootie" as a tribute to the facts of life? more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on President Bush, Clintons to meet at Googler wedding?, at 2:32 PM on Dec 7, 2007 so...where's kevin bacon fit in to this? and shouldn't that read "we've heard rumors on the internets"? more » [valleywag]

OrangeAlert commented on Government Doesn't Find Osama Bin Laden, at 2:30 PM on Dec 7, 2007 @econdave: "what i didn't whip out in nigeria". more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on Paultard Blimp To Fly, Teabag Boston, at 2:27 PM on Dec 7, 2007 the ironic part is that "the flying teabag" was ric flair's signature move. more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on Avoid Bait and Switch Scams on Digital Cameras, at 2:24 PM on Dec 7, 2007 @SEMW: damn straight. more » [lifehacker]

OrangeAlert commented on CAFE Bill passes House, stalls in Senate, at 2:21 PM on Dec 7, 2007 damn al gore hippies; don't they know this will bankrupt the auto industry just like airbags and seat belts did? more » [jalopnik]

OrangeAlert commented on To Our Beloved Commenters, at 2:15 PM on Dec 7, 2007 having "white trash" in your name = SO FUCKING BANNED. more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on To Our Beloved Commenters, at 2:01 PM on Dec 7, 2007 Bringing The Crazy to the comment threads will result in immediate dismissal. oh shit. more » [wonkette]

OrangeAlert commented on Paultard Blimp To Fly, Teabag Boston, at 1:54 PM on Dec 7, 2007 also: 1988 = senior member? more » [wonkette]