Phlip commented on LA Times Issues Standard, Condescendingly Liberal Obama Endorsement, at 7:48 AM on Feb 2 I met some folks with Obama buttons, and I wanted to let them down gently, so I told them "He's not Muslim enough for me!" more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on BREAKING: New Osama Tape Released!, at 8:48 PM on Nov 29, 2007 Am I really the first to point out..? ...why does this guy keep releasing videos at just the best possible times to help GOP candidates?? more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Somewhere, Woody Harrelson Grins Like an Idiot, at 11:54 AM on Nov 14, 2007 My wife's from Peru, right? more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Al Gore May Not Win Pulitzer With This Crap, at 2:51 PM on Nov 6, 2007 Al Gore discriminates against uneducated peeple!! more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on A third policeman in the span, at 12:26 PM on Nov 1, 2007 Weren't any local dread-heads available for the police to frame? more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Satan Manifesting Himself in Preteen Girls, at 2:29 PM on Oct 31, 2007 @lascauxcaveman: Both my daughters opted for the "Catholic School Girl" When my daughter was in Catholic school we went to a warehouse for various schools' uniforms. more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Satan Manifesting Himself in Preteen Girls, at 12:48 PM on Oct 31, 2007 Has anyone figured out that if 11yos dressed like librarians, the sluts would too? more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Satan Manifesting Himself in Preteen Girls, at 12:47 PM on Oct 31, 2007 The "flapper" look was 2 years ago, when she was 10. more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Satan Manifesting Himself in Preteen Girls, at 12:45 PM on Oct 31, 2007 That explains this morning's parent teacher conference. We had to discuss the homework lapses in our little Demonita. While she was dressed as a pumpkin. more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Pastors Combat Halloween With Online Op-Eds, at 6:14 PM on Oct 29, 2007 We won't fuck up Xmas if you don't fuck up Halloween. more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on French Shower Rumsfeld with Love, Subpoenas, at 6:48 PM on Oct 26, 2007 (After a brief pause to search these comments for the word "surrender"...) Gee - maybe he believed his own propaganda and thought they'd all instantly surrender to him! more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on A totally unbiased organization, at 12:22 AM on Oct 26, 2007 Jason "Rantz" wrote this? Is he having anyone on there? Or does it just come with the name? more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Obama's Butter Cow, at 1:02 PM on Oct 24, 2007 EEK! more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on As California Burns, Refugees Party, Chill, at 9:08 PM on Oct 23, 2007 Now watch the Department of Homeland Security take full credit for the success of our evacuation... more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on As California Burns, Refugees Party, Chill, at 8:15 PM on Oct 23, 2007 Get this one. more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on As California Burns, Refugees Party, Chill, at 7:33 PM on Oct 23, 2007 For another, San Diego isn't located in the most corrupt and degenerate state in the country. As a San Diegan, I object to that remark. more » [wonkette]

Phlip commented on Update: Homeland Security Does Not Think Death Cab's Guitarist Is Too Edgy, at 10:20 PM on Oct 21, 2007 A former colleague of mine once had to travel overseas with the following checklist: - a hand-made electronic contraption- a United Arab Emirates passport- Lebanese nationality He delivered it somewhere - Israel IIRC - and they attached it to a furnace in one of their semiconductor fabrication plants, where it's probably still working to this day. Those were more innocent times... more »

Phlip commented on Outspoken Conservative Sex Children Blah Blah Pedophile, at 9:27 PM on Oct 21, 2007 Glen Beck makes a cameo at the end of this: [www.brunothebandit.com] more » [wonkette]