Schluby commented on Dave Rozema's Infamous Karate Kick, Immortalized In Bobble Form At Last, at 1:48 PM on Jul 3 "Missed a team bus when he overslept after judging a wet T-shirt contest." /Standing applause more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Charles Barkley's Petulance About His Gambling Problem Is Truly Entertaining, at 12:19 PM on Jul 3 I bet he was there only for the surf and turf buffet. more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Hey, anyone want to buy a, at 12:14 PM on Jul 3 A poster for the 1991 Heritage Bowl? /Ducks head more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Brett Favre: The Packers Really Don't Want You To Come Back (But ESPN Does!), at 11:11 AM on Jul 3 @Doyle McPoyle: I would give my life savings for the robe. more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Olympic Criminals Are No Match For The Chinese Scooter Police, at 10:05 AM on Jul 3 Looks more like a comic book convention security force. more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on The Baron Of Clipperland, at 11:26 AM on Jul 2 Mmmm... more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on There's Nothing More Annoying Than A Rays Fan With A Cowbell, at 11:24 AM on Jul 2 @Hafner the man he used to be: Cory Snyder Approves!!! more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on A-Rod's Late Night Creep Sessions With Madonna Reach Day Two Of Gossip News Cycle, at 10:34 AM on Jul 1 I wonder what the latest issue of "The Players Club" says about such things? /100%RecycledPost more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Lenny Dykstra's Mansion Is Up For Grabs, at 10:31 AM on Jul 1 All kidding aside, ...that's a nice porch. more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Lenny Dykstra's Mansion Is Up For Grabs, at 10:18 AM on Jul 1 I wonder what the latest issue of "The Players Club" has to say about such things? more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Steve Levy Is Most Comfortable When His Arms Are Full Of Young Vixens, at 4:45 PM on Jun 30 @Stylist_Mick: Applause. more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on The World Is Clearly Not Ready For Justin Gimelstob, at 12:42 PM on Jun 30 @MenaceIISobriety: Awesome. more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Apparently Someone Named Tyson Homosexual Is Very Fast, at 12:39 PM on Jun 30 About to rub my aching muscles up with some Ben Homosexual. Wait, whaa? more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Greetings, Spinheads, at 11:49 AM on Jun 30 Wishing "Purple Prose" will also be considered sooo "About Last Century." more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on The Inevitable Evolution Of One William F. Leitch, at 4:12 PM on Jun 27 "weirdo Midwestern rube" /Everyone in the room looks up more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Meet Your New Editor(s), at 2:38 PM on Jun 27 Nice of Nibbles to speak up and let us know it's not going anywhere. more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Meet Your New Editor(s), at 2:37 PM on Jun 27 Balls, Is it too early to ask that you do your best to rid us of Purple Prose? Thanks,Everyone more » [deadspin]

Schluby commented on Meet Your New Editor(s), at 2:31 PM on Jun 27 For a minute there, I thought we were getting Tebow. Eh, Balls will do. more » [deadspin]