Chris N. commented on If You Like Vintage Country, Time To Call Your Cable Operator, at 9:36 PM on Aug 29 Roy Clark is one of the most unappreciated guitarists ever. more »

Chris N. commented on Barack Obama's Song Choice Brings Together Republicans, Democrats, And Trance Lovers, at 10:23 AM on Aug 29 That would be "City of Blinding Lights" by U2. more »

Chris N. commented on The Circle Of Life (And Death Row), at 3:22 PM on Aug 28 CHARITY WORK: Once dangled Vanilla Ice out a window. more »

Chris N. commented on Oasis Vs. Jay-Z: The Inevitable Transition From Tabloid-Hyped Feud To Mix Tape, at 10:35 AM on Aug 27 I would have gone with "Champagne Superhova." more »

Chris N. commented on The Lady Of Rage Catalog Might Be Up For Grabs Again, at 4:02 PM on Aug 26 Now that you bring it up, the next person in line in front of me at a major chain store who tries to get a cashier to knock a little off the price is getting a clothes hanger up the ass. more »

Chris N. commented on Early Buzz Dept., at 12:56 PM on Aug 26 He looks like a thin Patton Oswalt. more »

Chris N. commented on Kid Rock Tells It Like It Is, at 3:26 PM on Aug 25 "Ha-la-la-la-la"? more »

Chris N. commented on Madonna's Tour Is Already Sticking In The McCain Campaign's Craw, at 10:48 AM on Aug 25 Hitler? more »

Chris N. commented on Leona Lewis: Almost As Competent As David Coverdale, at 10:48 AM on Aug 25 There is little in life as dependably batshit crazy as Olympics opening and closing ceremonies. more »

Chris N. commented on Is Bruce Springsteen Going To Be Charged With Saying Goodbye To Yankee Stadium?, at 1:24 PM on Aug 22 Baseball. more »

Chris N. commented on Will The VMAs' "Surprise" Finale Be All That Surprising?, at 1:22 PM on Aug 22 Val Kilmer, call your agent! more »

Chris N. commented on Whitney Houston Saves A Rough News Day, at 5:08 PM on Aug 21 "I got some advice for all aspiring women journalists, it may not make the best sellers list, but lick my balls and you are on the road to the riches!" I love how it's the road to THE riches. more »

Chris N. commented on Soulja Boy Is Not Really A Boy Of The People, at 12:48 PM on Aug 21 Hard at work on "This is Why I'm Cold." more »

Chris N. commented on Soulja Boy Is Not Really A Boy Of The People, at 11:02 AM on Aug 21 *cough*Hammer*cough* more »

Chris N. commented on Hey, Look, Kristy Lee Cook Got Her Horse Back, at 4:57 PM on Aug 20 A friend and I once determined that the words "don't eat that fuckhead" constituted the most entertainingly pliable phrase in the English language. more »

Chris N. commented on Idolator Demands: Bring Back "The T.A.M.I. Show"!, at 4:54 PM on Aug 20 Sting had no idea how correct he was in 1980: "Turn on my VCR Same one I've had for years James Brown on 'The TAMI Show' Same tape I've had for years" more »

Chris N. commented on Gary Glitter Is Refusing To Rock & Roll Back To The UK, at 3:40 PM on Aug 20 He'll always have a home in Chicago. more »

Chris N. commented on Hey, Look, Kristy Lee Cook Got Her Horse Back, at 11:32 AM on Aug 20 Quite a semantic pretzel you've got there with that last line. more »