Serolf Divad commented on Wingnuts Rank America's Best Patriots, Worst Traitors!, at 2:12 PM on May 22 It's a good thing John McCain has locked up teh GOP nomination, or he'd probably be just above Herr. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Ralph Nader Magically Makes Bush/Cheney Disappear, at 2:09 PM on May 22 @AfghanVet: Nader smokes a whole lot less pot. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Washington Post Corrects Important Pretzel Story But Not Obama's Decemberist-Inflated Crowd Numbers, at 2:02 PM on May 22 more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Soldiers In Afghanistan Free To Commence Bonkin', at 11:00 AM on May 22 @baldbaby: ...and baby makes three. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Nutso Las Vegas Assemblywoman Caught In Stabby Hijinks!, at 10:58 AM on May 22 Politicians are just like the rest of us, except crazier and less ethical. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on FBI Seeks Hippie Kids To Infiltrate Vegan GOP Protesters!, at 5:12 PM on May 21 God, I would sooooooooo love to do this, and feed the FBI all sorts of whacked out bullshit. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on GOTTA GET EDUMACATED: An ABC, at 4:59 PM on May 21 @Gopherit: Little or no biology experience? more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on "BOCA RATON, Fla. - Hillary, at 4:51 PM on May 21 She is as Christ on the cross, dying so that Florida and Michigan's unauthorized primary votes might count... more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on John Hagee Loves Hitler More Than McCain!, at 4:49 PM on May 21 I feel so sorry for Hitler now. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on GOTTA GET EDUMACATED: An ABC, at 4:31 PM on May 21 Creationism is a valid scientific alternative explanation for the origins of species in much the same way that a day-old, room-temperature, bowl of chilli is a valid public transport alternative to the bus. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on YouTube To Joe Lieberman: 'Suck It', at 12:19 PM on May 20 I remember back in the day when it was the USSR deciding what its citizens should or should not be able read, hear and watch, whereas the US of A prided itself in assuming that adults were... more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Flying Penis Invades Russian Political Scene, at 8:25 PM on May 19 @xaviero: FTW more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on DEAR SLATE.COM ADVICE LADY:, at 3:06 PM on May 19 Am I the only one who can spot a painfully obvious phony epistle penned by some retarded staff member of the Dartmouth Review who thinks himself oh, so clever? more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Montana Governor Speaks At One-Person Commencement, at 3:03 PM on May 19 Greenwood had a few classmates before high school, but his last remaining classmate moved to Utah during freshman year. Jesus, if your more ambitious classmates are packing their bags for the bright lights, big city of Salt Lake City, but not you, then you'd better either be sitting on 10,000,000 barrels oil beneath your property, or be the sexual complement to a pair of smokin' hot bi-sexual second cousins who skip church every Sunday to meet you in the loft of some abandoned barn for games of naked twister. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Your Bill Kristol Error Of The Week, at 2:53 PM on May 19 My favorite part of the piece: The conventional view in Washington is that Obama was smart to pick a fight with the unpopular Bush. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on Obama Breaks Rally Record, But Is Still EFFETE, at 9:04 PM on May 18 Did he at least close by playing the "Star Spangled Banner" with his teeth and then pour lighter fluid over his guitar and set it on fire? more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on McCAIN HEARTS HAMAS: John, at 9:27 PM on May 16 @Kevotron: Vacation. more » [wonkette]

Serolf Divad commented on McCAIN HEARTS HAMAS: John, at 3:36 PM on May 16 What you leftist losers fail to understand was that the whole "Sure, I'll negotiate with Hamas" schpiel was a ploy to get into the same room as the Hamas senior leadership. more » [wonkette]