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heyzeus commented on What Is The Most Depressing Song You Know?, at 4:32 PM on Aug 4
If you have to pick just one song, for me it'll always be "Perfect Day" by Lou Reed.
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heyzeus commented on Olympic Athletes Are Even More Fascinating Than You Thought, at 1:25 PM on Aug 4
Field Hockey player Amy Tran also authored "The Joy Luck Club."
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heyzeus commented on Get Your Brag On: Name Your Best Concert Experience, at 5:50 PM on Jul 30
Arcade Fire at Mary Jane's in Houston, a few months after Funeral came out.
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heyzeus commented on Bayern Munich Unveils New Soccer Uniforms With Models and Techno Dance, at 2:18 PM on Jul 29
Sheise!
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heyzeus commented on Will OPEC Ruin America's New Love Affair With Vinyl?, at 4:59 PM on Jul 25
"Including gas prices, the per-record cost has probably gone up 20 to 22 cents a record, he said."
I think that answers your question in one sentence.
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heyzeus commented on "Guitar Hero World Tour" Brings Together The Plastic Instrument-Players Of The Universe, at 3:37 PM on Jul 24
The soloing at the end of Paradise City should be painfully awesome.
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heyzeus commented on Soon Jerry Buss' Invincible Laker Girl Army Shall Be Complete. Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha!, at 11:42 AM on Jul 21
yes x 500
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heyzeus commented on Your NFL Season Brownie Point Calculator, at 2:27 PM on Jul 17
winniecoopermultipliesyourboner.jpg.
You just won at life.
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heyzeus commented on Gisele Bundchen's Buttock-Baring Shorts Can Finally Be Seen As They Were Originally Intended, at 12:36 PM on Jul 16
Based on its new cover, maybe I'll finally read that Pynchon novel.
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heyzeus commented on Oh, Sklars, at 3:28 PM on Jul 15
"How did this deal with Eisner and Topps come about?
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heyzeus commented on Please Explain The Appeal Of Ray LaMontagne To Me, at 3:06 PM on Jul 15
The person who first told me about him said "he's kinda like jeff buckley meets elliott smith."
So i listened.
He is not.
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heyzeus commented on Breaking Down College Football's Championship Futures Market, at 2:02 PM on Jul 15
But what are Rice's odds of winning a game?
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heyzeus commented on Behold The Rogers Centre's Sordid History Of Sinful Decadence, at 1:24 PM on Jul 15
How much is that stripper in the window?
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heyzeus commented on Naked Rock Climbing Hugely Popular with Hot Chicks in America, at 6:22 PM on Jul 14
I'd like to apply disinfectant to her many scrapes and wounds!
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heyzeus commented on The Sports Fella Takes A Breather, at 6:41 PM on Jul 8
But how will I know how awesome it is to be a Boston sports fan now?
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heyzeus commented on Ana Ivanovic Makes Pretty Faces For The Camera, at 6:42 PM on Jul 7
no; homo.
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heyzeus commented on I Totally Got My "Mc" Bands Mixed Up, at 3:26 PM on Jun 20
To Hell With Good Intentions is like an atom bomb of smug that detonates in your head.
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heyzeus commented on Philadelphia's Continuing Misguided Hatred Of J.D. Drew, at 6:13 PM on Jun 19
Wait, he's Jewish?
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