instinct after dark commented on Mission: Metallica Offers Revolutionary Pricing Tiers, at 3:41 PM on May 30 This sounds like another stupid idea attributable to the Ghost of Cliff Burton. more »

instinct after dark commented on Kid Rock's "All Summer Long" Sounds Scarily Like A Hit, at 4:38 PM on May 22 I can picture myself drinking Coors' and beating up homosexuals all summer long to this jam! more »

instinct after dark commented on Yep, Kanye Might Be Going Completely Insane, at 1:47 PM on May 13 Kanye gets all crazy when he has to step up the effort at repressing his homosexuality. more »

instinct after dark commented on Goodbye, Isiah. We Shall Never Meet Another Like You, at 9:59 AM on Apr 17 "Who's the bitch now?" - Anucha Browne Sanders more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on Fate Of EMI May Rest With Coldplay's Viva La Vida. Bye-Bye, EMI!, at 1:23 PM on Apr 14 EMI is going to rue the day Chris Martin ever heard Kid A. more »

instinct after dark commented on He Looks Just Like Mo Vaughn, at 10:43 AM on Apr 14 No Jerry Remy? more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on Buckcherry Brings Joy To Strippers, Record Execs, at 10:39 AM on Apr 14 This song is at least partially responsible for a lot of abortions. more »

instinct after dark commented on David Beckham Is Allegedly Back In The MLS, at 4:57 PM on Mar 31 Becks appears to have a small taint. more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on God Denies Fall Out Boy Guinness World Record, Chance To Twirl In Front Of Penguins, at 4:49 PM on Mar 27 @Jon Can Dance: You're right--I meant starving predatory king crabs. (Antarctica is indeed largely devoid of predatory animals, which probably explains Fall Out Boy's decision to play there in the first place. more »

instinct after dark commented on God Denies Fall Out Boy Guinness World Record, Chance To Twirl In Front Of Penguins, at 4:07 PM on Mar 27 Oh cruel gods, starving polar bears will continue to await the arrival of those fucking idiots. more »

instinct after dark commented on Paying for illegal drugs by, at 3:18 PM on Dec 14, 2007 Kent Mercker's check appears to have been frantically written and is in all caps. more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on Could This Be, At Long Last, The World's Funniest Name?, at 3:08 PM on Dec 14, 2007 My ex-roommate of Korean descent had the first name Dongsuk. more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on The Wizards Can't Feel Their Faces, at 9:25 AM on Dec 14, 2007 Not only did the Clippers waive Ruben Patterson, but they left him stranded in Englewood with only a suitcase and his team-issued left shoe. more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on About Last Night, at 9:19 AM on Dec 14, 2007 What you missed while seriously regretting to pay for everything by personal check... more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on Teens Sing Guns N' Roses Into School PA System, Terrified Teacher Calls On The K-9 Squad, at 3:29 PM on Dec 13, 2007 Actually the song contains the lyrics "You're gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" more »

instinct after dark commented on Mumblecore Menace Infects Our Nation's Vulnerable Film Students!, at 3:21 PM on Dec 13, 2007 I'm just going to judge the video based on the still capture. more » [gawker]

instinct after dark commented on The Complete List Of Players Mentioned In The Mitchell Report, at 2:38 PM on Dec 13, 2007 ...and the guys not on the list were smart enough to use cash. more » [deadspin]

instinct after dark commented on Live Blogging The George Mitchell Presser, at 2:28 PM on Dec 13, 2007 Everyone on this list is jealous that A-Rod's hook-up is so discrete. more » [deadspin]