howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on An Endorsement for "Slut Day", at 6:39 PM on Oct 29, 2007 Damn, I'm late the party here! more » [wonkette]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Glamour Preggyblogger Poses Nude, Takes The L Train, at 1:12 PM on Jul 13, 2007 @swedish fish jr.: Considering she's a white NYC writer with apparently some education, and the dad is just some random hookup, choosing to keep the sprog is mind-boggling, genuinely shocking, and well worth a blog. Anyone know what Coppa's religion is? @karion: QUADriplegic. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Housing The New Victorians, at 12:53 PM on Jul 13, 2007 Stephenson used "Vickies" instead of "New Vics," and I think you can put more bile into "Vickies." The sad part is that these days, dear old Father just won't be able to get any real sense of shock value by paying whores to cane him. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on The Sort Of Stuff I Like To Look At, at 5:20 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @DavidWatts: Or it's 4:55pm Friday. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Is The iPhone The Gayest Product Of All Time?, at 4:08 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @Mediahohoho: Oh, surely surely you aren't telling me that consistently unwise consumer spending isn't part of being an inferior person? more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Eric Hielscher, Google Intern, Makes It In New York, at 3:57 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @peppermintpatty: Me too! more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Taking Adderall Makes Me Hump Like A Guy, at 3:30 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @peachkellipop: Not "will do," "can do." Drug effects vary widely. Also, don't use 'em too often. more » [jezebel]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on "I'm a 25 year old gay male, at 2:54 PM on Jul 6, 2007 There do exist people who are troubled by shallow, snarky people, but try hard not to whine about it, and keep looking for those who are more thoughtful and less aggressively critical, and befriending and dating them. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Is The iPhone The Gayest Product Of All Time?, at 2:14 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @nonce: Get a few regular tricks, one of them is bound to know about an opening somewhere, and hey, you're Family. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Rupert Murdoch Already Has Dow Jones, Says U.K. Mag, at 1:56 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @Stark_pigeon: I'm with Truculent. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Is The iPhone The Gayest Product Of All Time?, at 1:04 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @timbnyc: Hah! more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Eric Hielscher, Google Intern, Makes It In New York, at 12:55 PM on Jul 6, 2007 @Clarence Rosario: And rich. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on This Week In Gawker Redundancies, at 10:53 PM on Jun 28, 2007 @SuburbanSocialite: YES! Also, have you looked into having your web guru put in a wordfilter? more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on It's A Thousand Bucks Minimum A Week For Lady Upkeep, at 9:32 PM on Jun 28, 2007 Same mechanism as botox, less frowning, right? more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on It's A Thousand Bucks Minimum A Week For Lady Upkeep, at 9:13 PM on Jun 28, 2007 I'd pay good money for Fran Lebowitz to break into their spas with cigarette, shades, and a men's shirt, looking far cooler than they ever have or ever will, and snap their asses with a towel. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on What's The Flap About Reduced Circumcision Rates?, at 9:59 PM on Jun 19, 2007 @the cajun boy: Well you don't want to sacrifice the ones that put out. Uncut here, and despite also being a neat freak, I love being free of that particular involuntary, painful, and unnecessary surgery. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on "Whoaa. The Manny Was About To Kiss Me!", at 9:35 PM on Jun 19, 2007 @DeathOrGloryToad: Unacceptable. more » [gawker]

howwhitemyshirtscanbe commented on Michelle Slatalla Is A Super Creepy Adult, at 12:00 PM on Jun 7, 2007 Yet another subtle social problem that will be entirely eliminated by a simple technological fix. more » [gawker]