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Artie Fufkin on Sep 23, 2008
I was thinking make it in the top 20 comments on every post or don't bother. amirite?
FlashIsBack on Aug 21, 2008
Hey Rob, just came by to tell you thanks for helping me out a couple weeks ago.
grayflannelsuit on Aug 21, 2008
Is this the place where I can shamelessly beg for account approval? Have I not labored in obscurity long enough?
Phil Mickelsons Man Tits on Aug 20, 2008
Thanks for your message yesterday (I'm sober now). I had no idea how scary it can be to put your feelings out there for an audience to judge . . . tons of respect for you guys who do it for a living.
HaleysRocket on Aug 13, 2008
Mr. Iracane,
I would like to respectfully request that you approve my account. I work in an office full of feminists who talk about their periods all day; I need some sort of outlet to maintain my hormonal balance, so my balls don't, you know, invert. I promise I will only bring to the table, and never take away. I will do whatever it takes to get approved - do you need me to knock off a card game? Shank someone? Elephant walk (no homo)? Please, good sir, I'm just a normal kid from Jersey with a lofty dream: to tell dick jokes all day on the internet in lieu of doing work. Only you have the power to make that dream a reality.
Your humble servant,
HaleysRocket
NineSevenOh on Jul 25, 2008
Dearest Robert,
In the interest of my constant search to find new ways to waste time at my job, after over two years of reading the site I have decided to humbly submit my request to have my account approved. I swear I'll be good.
AlanInDC on Jul 11, 2008
Hi Rob!
Should I continue to comment and prove my worth until my account is approved? Or should I wait until you get to approving it?
Thanks!
Alan
FarmerFran on Jun 27, 2008
Come on Rob, I just have to have my commenting Privleges Approved. Three people in my office think I am funny. Give it up Big Guy.
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Rob Iracane commented on Introducing the Deadspin Customer Service Hotline, at 4:08 PM on Dec 2
FIRST!@
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Rob Iracane commented on Good Night, Sweet Comet Boy, at 10:28 AM on Dec 2
I guess it's back to congregating at George Bush Park for all the Greater Houston Area lesbians.
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Rob Iracane commented on The Curious Case of Fred Hickman, at 4:08 PM on Dec 1
Three words: CPT.
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Rob Iracane commented on If The Dodgers Sign Manny Ramirez, A Child May Go Hungry, at 3:29 PM on Dec 1
Build 50 baseball fields, or buy a new gold-plated bidet for Jamie McCourt's bathroom?
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Rob Iracane commented on David Frost Wins Sexual Exploitation Trial With Class And Dignity, at 3:18 PM on Dec 1
I always thought group sex was restricted to things like porno movies and marching band camps.
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Rob Iracane commented on To Watch Tonight: Just You and Me Now, Sport, at 6:47 PM on Nov 30
The Runaway...the story of a young homeless boy and his dog who hitchhike across the country with a kindly priest
Sounds filthy.
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Rob Iracane commented on Utah Jazz's Family Ticket Pack Packs More Family, at 2:50 PM on Nov 30
They're not looking at the jumbotron, they're staring up Greg Ostertag's shorts.
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Rob Iracane commented on Utah Jazz's Family Ticket Pack Packs More Family, at 2:47 PM on Nov 30
There's not a team in the league that has a family pack large enough for Shawn Kemp.
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Rob Iracane commented on Exploring the ESPN Business Model (Hint: It Involves Swimming In Piles of Cash), at 10:22 AM on Nov 26
Great work, Clay.
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Rob Iracane commented on The Fan's Attic — The, at 10:11 AM on Nov 26
Are you thankful for spacedocking too?
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Rob Iracane commented on Yostal's Thanksgiving list: •, at 9:07 AM on Nov 26
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Rob Iracane commented on Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes, at 1:43 PM on Nov 25
If homefield advantage is really dead, then why am I in 25th place in the Deadspin Pick'Em group using my "Home Team Wins Unless Home Team is Lions or Chiefs" strategy?
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Rob Iracane commented on Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes, at 1:41 PM on Nov 25
All I know is this: I'm going to be keeping extremely busy at the magazine this winter.
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Rob Iracane commented on Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes, at 1:38 PM on Nov 25
Jay Cutler's shitshow (against the RAIDERS!) is going to cost me a playoff spot in my decade-old We Are Searching For Bliss league
I AM POWERLESS!
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Rob Iracane commented on To Watch Tonight, at 5:11 PM on Nov 24
Million Dollar Baby < Million Dollar Arm blog
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