jadedperson commented on New Vimeo boss mocks Jakob Lodwick's pet wantrepreneur, at 4:09 PM on Aug 20 @dalasv: hey, let's rent cars to people who need them! more » [valleywag]

jadedperson commented on The Top 10 TV Characters Men Want To Be Like And Women Want To Be With, at 11:05 PM on Jul 31 Hawkeye Pierce! more » [defamer]

jadedperson commented on From The Cocksuckers At American Apparel, at 4:26 PM on Jul 16 wax much? more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on The Millennial Generation Way More Annoying Than Us, Says Gen-Xer, at 4:09 PM on May 15 @Lewis: yes, but how 'bout "All you need is LUVS" being used to hawk diapers? more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Who Are the Tight-Panted Friends of Disney?, at 4:12 PM on Apr 7 Whoever thinks thems tight pants ain't been on the L train in a long time. That baptist minister dad of theirs is their manager, too. more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Who Are You People, and Why Are You So Mad?, at 5:37 PM on Mar 18 After being forced to be ridiculously civil to people all day, it's nice to be able to use this as my verbal vomitorium. more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on How To Flick Off A Hummer, at 11:05 AM on Mar 7 Seen last week on the Long Island Expressway: Hummer with plates reading "ucantbuy1" Clearly result of a tragic castrado incident in youth more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on No Country For Old Commenters, at 10:26 AM on Mar 7 @jadedperson: I am jadedperson and I am a Bravo-holic. more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on No Country For Old Commenters, at 10:24 AM on Mar 7 Good morning, commenters! more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee and Bilbo Baggins at The Opening of Lord of the Onion Rings Restaurant, at 1:53 PM on Feb 25 Thumbs up on my orange-infused limoncello (orangecello?) -- first the tingle starts in the toes then it spreads! more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Maxim Reviews Black Crowes Album Without Listening To It, at 4:41 PM on Feb 22 The commenters posts on this are all solidly mediocre, bordering on unreadable. I know that without having read any of them, by the way. more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Snow!, at 4:00 PM on Feb 22 Wait is that Heidi Montag I see in the background, waving her sissor-digits through fingerless gloves? more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Report: Williamsburg Not As Cool As It Was, Earth Revolves Around Sun, at 3:49 PM on Feb 22 Have you noticed that Marlow & Sons is featured in some TV commercial for some minivan? more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Report: Williamsburg Not As Cool As It Was, Earth Revolves Around Sun, at 3:46 PM on Feb 22 That SEA place scares me. more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Poop Scandal Threatens To Tear Newsroom Apart, at 3:26 PM on Feb 20 What's the big deal with some turds in the bathroom...just grab a Courier Post to wrap it up... more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on Overzealous Fan Attempts to Scrapbook Actual Singer, at 5:02 PM on Jan 29 Rufus nails lead in "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat" more » [gawker]

jadedperson commented on EMI Trying To Squeeze Profits Out Of Radiohead's Google Juice, at 11:29 AM on Nov 14, 2007 UK press are just trying to stir up a feud that doesn't exist: [www.nme.com] more »