jasonelias commented on Ten Messy Celebrity Divorces, at 4:20 PM on Jul 24 @Bell County: Oh, no not 'Ol Possum... @hhpeterson13: Well Cary Grant did "live" with Randolph Scott and by "living" I mean had tons of sex with him. more » [gawker]

jasonelias commented on Amy Winehouse's Proud Parents Adopt Sober Wax Likeness, at 9:18 PM on Jul 23 Ahh, it captures her at the early days of her addiction. more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on Behold And Be Stoked! The Young Prince McConaughey!, at 3:36 PM on Jul 23 I didn't think Levi looked anything like him until I saw him making a bad movie and smoking a joint. more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on Everything You Need to Know About Maybe Vice President Tim Pawlenty, at 12:53 PM on Jul 23 Jindal, Crist, Pawlenty? more » [gawker]

jasonelias commented on Christian Bale Denies Kin-Assault Allegations, Retreats To Bat Cave For Marathon Brooding Session, at 11:56 AM on Jul 23 @OMG! more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on 'Even I Draw The Line At Hitting My Own Mother,' Says Outraged Joker About Recent Christian Bale Arrest, at 1:22 PM on Jul 22 Bale was just mad because they ate all the scrimps. more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on 'Even I Draw The Line At Hitting My Own Mother,' Says Outraged Joker About Recent Christian Bale Arrest, at 1:08 PM on Jul 22 Bale's mom's a clown, he pulled her down off her unicycle and slapped the shit out of her. more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on In Which Reuters Assassinates Barack Obama, at 12:28 PM on Jul 22 McCain saw this and got his first firm erection since 1987. more » [gawker]

jasonelias commented on What Was So Great About Brandon Walsh, Anyway?, at 12:26 PM on Jul 22 @DrAftershave: Ha! more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on What Was So Great About Brandon Walsh, Anyway?, at 12:30 AM on Jul 22 I never liked the Brandon character without Brenda, he was even more ridiculous The funniest thing? more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on Four-Legged 'Big Brother' BJ Monster Spotted In Broad Daylight!, at 10:46 PM on Jul 21 They're just so happy Patrick Swayze's doing better. more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on Four-Legged 'Big Brother' BJ Monster Spotted In Broad Daylight!, at 10:09 PM on Jul 21 And he didn't even bother to take off his socks... more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on 'Surfer, Dude' Confirms Matthew McConaughey's Schtick Not So Cute When You're Required To Pay For It, at 9:24 PM on Jul 21 Looks like they grafted clips and ideas from McConaughey's increasingly stupefying oeuvre and decided to make a movie around it. more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on These Actors Need to Fire Their Agents, at 8:52 PM on Jul 21 @NobodyLikesMe: Ray Liotta. more » [gawker]

jasonelias commented on These Actors Need to Fire Their Agents, at 5:16 PM on Jul 21 @jbwan: Cuba's worse off that I thought, that's just sad. more » [gawker]

jasonelias commented on These Actors Need to Fire Their Agents, at 4:47 PM on Jul 21 Jim Caviezel is a right-wing blowhard, who wants to work with him. more » [gawker]

jasonelias commented on 'Late Night' Heir Jimmy Fallon To Have Funny Beaten Into Him Via Online Talk Show, at 3:38 PM on Jul 21 This is going to be painful. more » [defamer]

jasonelias commented on Rock-Bottom Coreys: Five Classic Low Points From the Haim/Feldman Tradition, at 12:46 AM on Jul 19 "You know I love you, baby!" Such profundity. more » [defamer]