Laurrel commented on Goth-Punk Barbie Proves That Even The Most Punk-Rock Fifth-Grade Girls Aren't Safe From Mattel's Oppressive Standards Of Femininity, at 4:06 PM on Nov 27 My mom would have totally bought that for me, but my mom's a weirdo. more »

Laurrel commented on Did Disturbed's Label Write Their Setlists?, at 6:09 PM on Apr 29 that beard upsets me in a way i can't describe. more »

Laurrel commented on Looks Like Beth Ditto Is Officially Famous, at 9:36 PM on Apr 21 They're just hoping the people who see it will assume it's someone they're already familiar with and think "OMFG look at what Kristy Alley is wearing." On another note, if you do happen to buy that issue, there's a heart wrenching piece about a murdered duck and a guy with amnesia to read if you don't like chubby chasing. more »

Laurrel commented on Simple Plan Tells Off Girl, Jacks Everybody In New Video, at 6:45 PM on Apr 8 I got the vibe off this video that the girl is openly dating the shirtless guy who lives in the apartment. more »

Laurrel commented on The line-up for the Calgary, at 6:11 PM on Apr 8 Yay for Can Con! more »

Laurrel commented on Nas Is The Latest Artist To Feel The 2 1/2-Star Sting Of Maxim's "Educated-Guess Previews", at 10:55 AM on Feb 27 I'd be okay using it line my rats' cage, but only because they're hipster bitches who would think reading it (and subsequently defecating on it) is ironic and fun. Actually... more »

Laurrel commented on Scarlett Johansson Draws Closer To Unfortunate Album Release, at 7:05 PM on Feb 13 Bowie is singing Fannin' Street and Falling Down on this. more » [gawker]

Laurrel commented on Beck shockingly confirms that, at 9:58 AM on Feb 8 Queensissy's comment was full of Entheta. more »

Laurrel commented on Beck shockingly confirms that, at 9:57 AM on Feb 8 Queensissy's comment was full of entheta. more »

Laurrel commented on Does anyone want to help me, at 1:53 PM on Feb 7 Joe Queenan is nearly 60, the article obviously wasn't written with much research or familiarity with many aging artists so I'm going to go ahead and assume he's not taken to aging well himself and is just lashing out. Saying 30 is aged is ridiculous though. more »

Laurrel commented on Someone Figured Out A Way To Make The "Women In Rock" Concept Even More Offensive, at 1:46 PM on Feb 7 Or the constant trend of shitty music "journalism." more »

Laurrel commented on The 2008 Juno Awards: Avril, Profanities, Feist, Christmas Albums, And A Dude Named Belly, at 5:06 PM on Feb 5 How upsetting. CanCon ruins everything. more »

Laurrel commented on What Did You Listen To When You Weren't Watching The Super Bowl?, at 10:44 AM on Feb 4 I had dug up my old copy of Sims 2 and played for the first time in years and listened to Melt-Banana. more »

Laurrel commented on Is Rapidshare Going Down For Real This Time?, at 3:04 PM on Jan 29 Rapidshare is annoying as hell anyway. more »

Laurrel commented on "American Idol" Introduces The World To Carly Not-Hennessy, Other Hopefuls, at 5:11 PM on Jan 23 I think it's a current contract that makes you ineligible. Kelly Clarkson actually covered one of Carly's songs on her debut album. more »

Laurrel commented on We Take The "Best Albums Of '07" Listmaking To The Streets, at 7:08 PM on Dec 21, 2007 I thought that was Jermaine from FotC for a moment... more »

Laurrel commented on Musical Toothbrush Changing The Way Children Experience Hannah Montana, Having Songs Beamed Into Their Brains, at 7:09 PM on Dec 8, 2007 I remember the lollipops. Teeth are the new ears. more »