pettyhooker commented on Hey You! What Did You Spend Your Stimulus Check On?,
at 4:55 PM on Jun 13
Bought a guitar (Taylor Big Baby!!) and stuck the rest in savings for when thew new iphones come out (only 2 hundy!).A good friend proposed we all spend our checks on nontaxable items: coke and hookers!
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pettyhooker commented on Lindsay Lohan Celebrates Another Year Of Just Barely Keeping It Together, at 1:15 PM on Jul 3
Maddens were there without their Simple Life lady friends?
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pettyhooker commented on Prince Harry Keeps His Distance From Kate Middleton & Camilla, at 12:31 PM on Jun 16
Love Seinna Miller's outfit.
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pettyhooker commented on Hey You! What Did You Spend Your Stimulus Check On?, at 4:55 PM on Jun 13
Bought a guitar (Taylor Big Baby!!) and stuck the rest in savings for when thew new iphones come out (only 2 hundy!).A good friend proposed we all spend our checks on nontaxable items: coke and hookers!
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pettyhooker commented on Gavin Rossdale Is Black & White & Red All Over, at 1:48 PM on Jun 12
Boy George would hit that.
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pettyhooker commented on Jason Schwartzman Is Watching You, at 7:39 PM on May 9
I love you, standing all alone in black coat
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pettyhooker commented on From The Mixed-Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler: City of Angels, at 4:16 PM on May 2
This makes me uncomfortable: glide, fur, banana, peace.
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pettyhooker commented on Natalie Portman's New Boyfriend: Loveable Hippie Or Serial Killer?, at 12:34 PM on Apr 11
Oh why couldn't they have dated when her head was shorn for "V"?
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pettyhooker commented on The Planet Is Dying Because Of Single Women, at 9:02 PM on Apr 9
More people on the planet, more electronics, more dudes playing X box all day...
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pettyhooker commented on Natalie Portman's Boyfriend: Charles Manson Meets Sienna Miller, at 1:46 PM on Apr 9
Natalie is wearing Chucks.
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pettyhooker commented on Cameron Diaz: Hungover? Or Is There Another Reason For Drinking Kombucha?, at 1:35 PM on Apr 9
Kombucha is scraped from toilets at Rest Stops, no?!
Del Taco.
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pettyhooker commented on Kate Bosworth Protects Pretty Friends From Falling Paparazzi, at 1:20 PM on Apr 9
Kate Krimpie Head: How exactly did you find my splatter paint Esprit shirt from 85?
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pettyhooker commented on Grey Gardens Collections: For The Little Edie In All Of Us, at 7:42 PM on Apr 8
A Longaberger basket full of Edie-inspired bracelets shouldn't excite me so...but it does!!
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pettyhooker commented on Hey, remember that article, at 7:39 PM on Apr 8
Whatever shall they call this movie?
"Looking for Mr.
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pettyhooker commented on Angelina Jolie Is All Womb At The Washington Club, at 5:24 PM on Apr 8
"Doncha love my austerely proud satiny gown?
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pettyhooker commented on Your favorite non-Bjork 90s, at 4:59 PM on Apr 7
Yawn.
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pettyhooker commented on Dolly Parton Is Looking Scary Skinny, at 2:17 PM on Apr 2
Two Doors Down is teh merde
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pettyhooker commented on Shock & Awe: Did Mischa Barton Burst A Skinny Jean Seam?, at 12:59 PM on Apr 2
My Gap Leggings from 1990!
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pettyhooker commented on Our Sponsors Are Immersed In Our Love, at 12:50 PM on Mar 28
Yay Converse!
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