natepatrin commented on The New Phone Books Are Here!, at 9:50 PM on May 16 Well, maybe it should include something Marc Cohn-related in the future if they're still using that "The Real White Pages" slogan. more »

natepatrin commented on The BET Awards Promise Big Stars, Big Hits And The Word "Feat.", at 3:34 PM on May 16 Is... more »

natepatrin commented on Michael Stipe Amends "When I First Heard Horses" Story, Acknowledges Foghat, at 10:15 AM on May 16 Obviously you haven't been in the Pitchfork Party Van (a '73 Econoline with Ian Curtis riding a unicorn airbrushed on the side). more »

natepatrin commented on Ice-T: Give A Hoot, Read A Book, at 8:28 PM on May 15 Sometime in the future, when I am in my darkest hour, I will think back upon the phrase "Let's get buck naked and read" and it will bring me joy. more »

natepatrin commented on Norman Cook Seeks Less Dated Moniker Than "Fatboy Slim", at 1:14 PM on May 14 @tankboy: On the other hand, maybe that electronica boom deal was the secret catalyst for the whole DFA scene. more »

natepatrin commented on Neil Young Inadvertently Kickstarts "Licensing Your Name To Arachnids" Trend, at 11:48 AM on May 12 You think he named his child after John Koerner? more »

natepatrin commented on Lindsay Lohan's Long Island Roots Are Showing All Over Her New Single, at 5:21 PM on May 8 @luciluce666: Man, Timbaland will produce for anyone now. more »

natepatrin commented on New Weezer Song Showcases Rivers Cuomo's Medley-Writing Ambitions (Or Something Like That), at 3:32 PM on May 8 Way to look like the sex offender version of the Hold Steady, guys. more »

natepatrin commented on Tokio Hotel: The Future Of Music, Whether You Like It Or Not, at 3:30 PM on May 8 Wait, where's his eyepatch? more »

natepatrin commented on "Blender" And Tila Tequila Do Shots Together, at 2:15 PM on May 8 @Captain Wrong: Deja vu. more »

natepatrin commented on Angolan Concert Attendee Steals 50 Cent's Chain, Feeds Family For A Month, at 6:08 PM on May 5 Was this necklace a diamond-encrusted skull? more »

natepatrin commented on Soulja Boy Is Not Wasting Any Time In His Quest To To Shake That "One-Hit Wonder" Tag, at 5:02 PM on May 5 Yeah, a 17 year-old rapping mildly inane booty paeans over faux-Mantronix is clearly the worst thing to ever happen to pop music ever. more »

natepatrin commented on Guys Want Her, Girls Want Her, Blender Has Her, Can Keep Her, at 4:37 PM on May 5 If her head were any larger, she'd look like a living Bratz doll. more »

natepatrin commented on Lloyd And Ludacris Turn The Whole World Into Neverland, at 2:42 PM on May 5 "The Lamborghini rental tapped us out. more »

natepatrin commented on Radio Is Dead, And Adam Carolla Is Playing Pinochle In Its Snout, at 11:52 AM on May 5 The fact that Bill Simmons is a big fan of this smirking mook makes me wish the Hawks woulda put the Celtics away in Game 7. more »

natepatrin commented on Have you ever wondered if, at 8:01 PM on May 2 This just makes me like him more. more »

natepatrin commented on Justice Wants To D.A.N.C.E. All Over Your F.A.C.E., at 12:33 PM on May 2 @NickEddy: Does that make you the dude with the bongo drum? more »

natepatrin commented on Justice Wants To D.A.N.C.E. All Over Your F.A.C.E., at 11:56 AM on May 2 This video actually stuck in my craw for all kinds of (probably) stupid reasons: are they representing themselves as thuggish bastards? more »