King of Pants commented on Alright, Brett Favre Might Be Kind Of A Dick, at 7:36 PM on Jul 16 Ric Flair thinks this is getting out of hand. more » [deadspin]

King of Pants commented on More exciting news about is, at 9:52 AM on Jun 24 You call that a blumpkin? more »

King of Pants commented on Brooklyn Vegan's commenters, at 3:41 PM on Jun 23 *calls in blood pressure medication for Maura* more »

King of Pants commented on Billy Corgan Ready To Cash In On "Gish" All Over Again, at 3:38 PM on Jun 23 Oh man. more »

King of Pants commented on Sebastian Bach Is Happy To Talk About Axl Rose, at 3:14 PM on Jun 23 +1 for the Noveselic reference. more »

King of Pants commented on Josh Homme Speaks To The Peanut Gallery, at 12:02 PM on Jun 20 What a bunch of faggots. /gasoline more »

King of Pants commented on Truly Epical Failurosity, at 10:06 AM on Jun 13 game-clenching Seriously, your scat fixation is really starting to bother me. more » [deadspin]

King of Pants commented on "Mojo" And Its Neverending Supply Of Rock-Nerd Porn, at 2:13 PM on Jun 12 @owenmeany: You actually took the time to type that. more »

King of Pants commented on Media Approval Ratings: Gregg Easterbrook, at 1:31 PM on Jun 12 @IchiroSuzukiSamurai: And you gotta laugh at the Flying Elvii. I do? Disapprove, with as much imaginary force on that button as possible. more » [deadspin]

King of Pants commented on Ken Griffey Jr. Is A Very Special Boy, at 10:25 AM on Jun 10 Frank Sinatra Jr. more » [deadspin]

King of Pants commented on Insound's Tip Jar: A Sign That "Making Your Money On The Road" May Not Be All That Viable A Strategy, at 2:39 PM on Jun 3 BUT MAURA, I HAVE A SPECIOUS AND SELF-SERVING ARGUMENT TO JUSTIFY NEVER SPENDING ANY MONEY ON MUSIC BASED ON THE WET DREAMS OF CORY DOCTOROW!!!!! more »

King of Pants commented on Metallica Gets The "Guitar Hero" Treatment, And We Have A Few Suggestions, at 12:07 PM on Jun 3 DO YOUR RESEARCH, MANG: Rock Band has Enter Sandman, ...And Justice for All, Blackened, and Ride the Lightning. more »

King of Pants commented on Yeah, we saw this, and it, at 10:34 AM on May 30 Should've been you, Chevy Chase. more » [deadspin]

King of Pants commented on NBA Playoffs: Lakers-Spurs, Game 5, at 7:39 PM on May 29 Wait a sec, Phil. more » [deadspin]

King of Pants commented on How The Mighty Have Fallen, Part XXVII, at 10:29 AM on May 29 @Maura Johnston: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN more »

King of Pants commented on How The Mighty Have Fallen, Part XXVII, at 9:55 AM on May 29 Now the question you should ask yourself: Was he ever mighty to begin with? *GASP, HORRIFIED REVELATION* more »

King of Pants commented on Bush Propagandist Complains Of Bush Propaganda, at 3:35 PM on May 28 I'm glad the fatty who was a paid professional liar, whose job was to routinely disrupt and disembowel anything resembling factual inquiry, whose entire purpose in life was to be a human punching bag for the simps in the WH briefing room, who was just cashing the checks while his bosses gangraped everything that made America something special, suddenly looked at the 23% approval rating for his former boss and realized he could cash in on a book deal by bravely stating what the rest of us have already known for years, yet were routinely pillored and called traitors and fifth columnists and dirty filthy hippie terrorist traitor fags. more » [wonkette]

King of Pants commented on The Commentist Manifesto Is A Living Document, at 5:03 PM on May 27 POON POON POON POON POON Sorry, what? more » [deadspin]