touch the cornballer commented on Strange things are afoot in, at 12:29 PM on Feb 29 "Bible Boy" must be his 7th Floor Crew Nickname. more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on Here's what the Dallas Cowboys', at 11:30 AM on Feb 29 Why don't they just shape it like a giant cock while they are at it... more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on Now The Knicks Are Pummeling The Reporters, at 12:03 PM on Jan 22 Contamination Hazard Urban Disposal / Yes, I've seen the movie... more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on Ron Zook, Somewhat Less Intense This Week, at 3:35 PM on Dec 28, 2007 "I think you're all fucked in the head! more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on The Chief Simply Will Not Go Away, at 5:37 PM on Dec 27, 2007 Well I got 10 tickets since a buddy of mine works in the ticket office - how you like them apples, Sun Times? more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on A Perpetual Danger Of Sitting On Bleachers, at 3:34 PM on Oct 9, 2007 Must be a West Fucking Virginia grad... more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on Because we resisted all day, at 6:08 PM on Oct 8, 2007 I - N - I!!!!!!! The old chief dance must have been some sort of Indian Curse. more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on And With One Torch, A Child's Dreams Are Lost, at 1:12 PM on Sep 19, 2007 Wait til that daughter starts dating Gunner... more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on Boxing Just Wants To Host Keggers, at 3:24 PM on Sep 13, 2007 At SLU I believe it was every Tuesday that was dubbed "Beat a TKE night". more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on What We Lost, And What We Never Had, at 9:45 AM on Sep 7, 2007 So the guy used a substance that wasn't banned at the time to get himself back in the game? more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on Pete Rose Wants Your Kids To Know About DiMaggio's Member, at 3:06 PM on Aug 2, 2007 Roger Clemens could teach Pete about dealing with kids. more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on Pete Rose Wants Your Kids To Know About DiMaggio's Member, at 2:44 PM on Aug 2, 2007 When is the Terrell Owens kids camp this year? more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on It's Never The Offseason In The Mind Of Gilbert Arenas, at 4:08 PM on Aug 1, 2007 What about Samuel L. more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on It's Never The Offseason In The Mind Of Gilbert Arenas, at 4:02 PM on Aug 1, 2007 When the news says there are 10 Shark Attacks!? more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on America's Youth; Craftier Than One Might Think, at 3:28 PM on Jul 30, 2007 That play could go terribly wrong in the wrong environment. "You don't come into the OB with them trick plays!" more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on The Mascot Wars Are Beginning, at 5:08 PM on Jul 24, 2007 No idea what's going on in that video - where are you when we need you Raymond Burr!? more » [deadspin]

touch the cornballer commented on XM And Sirius Dancing As Fast As They Can, at 4:19 PM on Jul 24, 2007 The only thing that keeps me away from satellite radio is I want the NFL (Sirius), Rivals Radio (Sirius) but want the Big Ten (XM), and Baseball (XM). more »

touch the cornballer commented on Britney Spears' Meltdown To Pay Incredible Dividends For Second-Tier Tabloid, at 4:03 PM on Jul 24, 2007 Didn't close the door while going to the bathroom? more »