Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency, at 6:55 PM on Jun 13, 2007 @allysonwonderland: I am now the Arianna Huffington of Defamer. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency, at 6:27 PM on Jun 13, 2007 @LickyDisco: People would be more than willing to vote for a woman or a black man to be president, but only one with relatively conservative-to-moderate credentials, one almost certain not to try to radically overhaul society in one quick swoop as Hillary tried to do in 1993. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on City Bakery Likely To Be Wiped Out In L.A. Cupcake War, at 6:20 PM on Jun 13, 2007 @LickyDisco: Kroger is here in L.A. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on City Bakery Likely To Be Wiped Out In L.A. Cupcake War, at 4:34 PM on Jun 13, 2007 From the looks of them, one can regularly find these "Visitor's Cakes" in the grass at local dog parks and along Skid Row sidewalks. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on 'Free Sean Stewart' Movement Not Gaining Steam After Least Favorite Hollywood Son Taken Into Police Custody, at 3:42 PM on Jun 13, 2007 @metroville: In my warped and polluted little mind, "missile" is a police euphemism for a dildo. But then, of course, that could also mean he threw himself at the car... more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency, at 3:39 PM on Jun 13, 2007 @SteamyMcFirecrotch: I'm on the Republicrat ticket. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Spielberg Appoints Hillary Clinton To Presidency, at 3:21 PM on Jun 13, 2007 Dear Mr. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Isaiah Washington Opens Up About The Pain Of A Very Public 'Grey's' Dumping, at 1:17 PM on Jun 13, 2007 @blt: Maybe Pat Robertson's got something in development. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Studios, Toy Manufacturers Take Turns Shaking Down Families This Summer, at 1:15 PM on Jun 13, 2007 @Handsy_Labeouf: Who funds the First National Bank of Dad? more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Isaiah Washington Opens Up About The Pain Of A Very Public 'Grey's' Dumping, at 1:04 PM on Jun 13, 2007 If you had a "real job," Mr. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Where In The World Is Michael Bay?, at 11:53 AM on Jun 13, 2007 I love just absorbing the look of complete and utter self-satisfaction and superiority on that piece of crap Bay's face. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Endeavor Dumps Paris Hilton In Her Hour Of Need, at 9:25 PM on Jun 12, 2007 Maybe after hearing she's no longer going to "act dumb," they got frightened they'd lose their 70% commission. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Hilton's 'Get Out Of Jail' Party To Shame Lohan's 'Second Rehab Graduation" Soiree, at 8:16 PM on Jun 12, 2007 @Hyman Decent: If such a party takes place, I hope the organizer has the decency to flood the room with quick-drying cement once all the guests have arrived, thus providing a great service to all mankind. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Bravo Exec Would Like You To Keep Your Probing Questions About His Domestic Life To Yourselves, Please, at 8:09 PM on Jun 12, 2007 @LickyDisco: Andy Cohen is the Whore of Babylon. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Tom Waits Lyric Perfectly Sums Up Ex-Husband's Feelings About D-list Former Wife, at 8:09 PM on Jun 12, 2007 @VictorWard: "Damn straight." Uh, don't you mean, uh... more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Endeavor Dumps Paris Hilton In Her Hour Of Need, at 7:28 PM on Jun 12, 2007 @Hyman Decent: One gets shivved with a shiv, just as one gets shanked with a shank. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Studios, Toy Manufacturers Take Turns Shaking Down Families This Summer, at 7:26 PM on Jun 12, 2007 Pretty soon movies will be irrelevant, and studios will simply create trailers for their new merchandise lines that will launch strategically throughout the year: "We're going to the West Hollywood Target tonight to catch the 8:30 X-Men action figure, boxer brief, and flatware event." "We caught that last night. more » [defamer]

Xenu commented on Johnny Depp Smiles And Nods Way Through Inscrutable Japanese Talk Show Ritual, at 3:42 PM on Jun 12, 2007 @Everybody Likes Pandas: I kept looking around for Meg White. more » [defamer]