On January 7, 2012 Beyonce and Jay-Z became first-time parents to Blue Ivy (aka She Who Will One Day Run The World). Bey's daughter might only be an infant, but already she's made it onto the Billboard charts (thanks to daddy's song "Glory"), is rumored to have Oprah as a godmother, and has her name trademarked so that it may be used on a line of baby products, including baby cosmetics (yes, really). Oh, and did we forget to mention that Papa Hova wants to make BIC the "Worst, spoiled little kid ever." Good luck being one of her preschool classmates!