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Can’t Touch This Werewolf: Kid Rock Brings Back The Sales-Free Chart Hit

20061231-JET_KidRock_Trains.jpgA front-line act with a months-old album decides to push his most obvious hit-bound song to radio–a song heavily reliant on a prominent sample of a deathless pop hit. But, bucking the day’s prevalent trend, he decides not to release the song on the most popular singles medium, forcing most customers to buy his album.

It’s a risky move, because the Billboard Hot 100 is dominated by songs that scale the chart by amassing sales as well as airplay. But the song is so mindlessly catchy, the act’s people figure it’ll be a big chart hit anyway with radio alone.

I could be talking about M.C. Hammer’s 1990 smash “U Can’t Touch This,” the “Superfreak”-sampling hit that made the Top 10, even as Capitol refused to issue it as a cassingle.

But I could also be talking about Kid Rock’s “All Summer Long,” a mashup of Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London” and Lynyrd Skynrd’s “Sweet Home Alabama” that debuts on the Hot 100 this week at No. 80 despite his lack of interest in releasing it digitally.

Can the erstwhile Robert Richie pull off in 2008 what one Stanley Kirk Burrell pulled 18 years ago? MORE »

Chris, I'd like to echo some of the earlier comments.

Excellent post.

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Should Writers Tell Rappers About Girl Talk?: A “Post-Millennial” Dilemma

biz.jpgMTV’s James Montgomery recently found himself in a bit of a kwinky-dink when he realized he was listening to Girl Talk’s Feed The Animals on a plane while LL Cool J, whose “Mama Said Knock You Out” is sampled with impunity, sat in first class, oblivious to the lift. Should the writer leave coach and (if he doesn’t get tackled by a member of L’s entourage or an undercover agent) reveal this thievery to the superstar? “It’s an entirely post-millennial dilemma, one that’s right up there in the minds of today’s music journalists with ‘If you are talking to Paris Hilton on a red carpet, do you acknowledge the fact that you have seen her naked?’ and ‘Do you tell a band that you’ve downloaded their new album from LimeWire to prep for this interview?’” Yeah, what could be more “post-millennial” than using an uncleared sample? The idea of using someone else’s hook without permission would undoubtedly blow LL Cool J’s mind in its post-millennial audacity. What ’80s rapper wouldn’t be shocked to hear of such a thing? MORE »

So, he didn't tell LL because other artists have more reason to gripe? Says who? I mean, it is a quote from his grandmom, after all. And, being a beatmaker, I'm not even for putting business like that out there. Also, Girl Talk sucks. Just had to add that.

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Pete Wentz Brings Music Back To MTV, Keeps Network’s Celebrity Glorification Quotient Intact

7M2E0881.jpgAfter a lot of buildup that stretched all the way to an Idolator reader poll, I watched Pete Wentz’s effort to bring videos back to MTV, FNMTV Premieres, on DVR-delay Saturday morning. And it was… OK. Friday night’s premiere didn’t result in ground-breaking TV by any stretch, but it wasn’t completely awful despite the musical presence of both will.i.am and the Pussycat Dolls. The biggest complaint I had, really, was that the show was full of filler; Anthony’s prediction last week that the hourlong show would air seven videos in toto was actually over the night’s tally by three. (A few older videos got a bit of screen time, but most of the music within was papered over by Wentz’s explaining the clips and the collective “whooooo”ing of the well-manicured crowd.) MORE »

@Rob Murphy: Meaning she's actually 33-35.

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Lil Wayne Has The Hot 100 Locked Down

tripleplayyyyyy.jpgEd. note: Chris “dennisobell” Molanphy, our resident chart guru, looks at the upward, downward, and lack of movement on this week’s Billboard charts:

Lil Wayne is expected to triumph on next week’s album chart, but this week, he has locked up a remarkable percentage of the Hot 100 singles chart: seven songs, starting with his five-week No. 1 champ “Lollipop.”

This is the second time in three weeks that a single artist has laid claim to nearly a tenth of the chart; the other recent chart dominator was American Idol winner David Cook, who scored a mind-blowing 11 Hot 100 hits at the end of May. But Cook’s feat was short-lived–he was down to three songs last week and is down to only one this week.

What makes Lil Wayne’s feat impressive is not only that he could keep most of these seven songs on the chart for several weeks yet. It’s that, a little bit like all-time record-holder the Beatles, he earned it. MORE »

Trust me on this one: between the Beatles and Mariah, the level of obsessive fandom and preciousness over chart achievements is pretty much the same.

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Coldplay Cries “Viva,” Rules iTunes’ World

ruledtheworld.pngEd. note: Chris “dennisobell” Molanphy, our resident chart guru, looks at the upward, downward, and lack of movement on this week’s Billboard charts:

If only Chris Martin were holding an iPhone 3G: then his band would be atop the charts.

As it stands, Coldplay’s “Viva la Vida,” fueled by Apple’s latest saturation-play TV commercial for iTunes, makes a bid for the top of Billboard’s Hot 100 and lands at No. 3. They storm Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” fortress armed with blockbuster digital sales and sparse radio airplay. If Steve Jobs’ minions keep that sleek ad on the air a couple more weeks, Coldplay could yet see the summit.

And even if I were among the Coldplay-haters out there, I’d be rooting hard for Martin & co., because the next U.S. No. 1 single is either going to be theirs or Idolator’s early pick for worst single of 2008. MORE »

Actually, the three Idol finale songs were available for one total week, but the week was spread between two different charting weeks (Thursday through Wednesday). So, the record-breaking week, DCook's older songs were available through Wednesday, and his finale songs and single were available Thursday through Sunday (for charting purposes). This week, the single was available for all 7 days, but the three finale songs were pulled on Wednesday.

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John, Paul, George, Ringo, And Cookie: “Idol” Winner Sets (And Sells) Records

Ed. note: Chris “dennisobell” Molanphy, our resident chart guru, looks at the upward, downward, and lack of movement on this week’s Billboard charts:

As I look at this week’s charts, I recall a 1994 interview in which Paul McCartney assured the world that the highly anticipated, ultimately anticlimactic 1995 Beatles single “Free as a Bird” would have a “grungy” guitar sound.

As with so many things, Sir Paul was just ahead of his time–14 years later, one of the Fab Four’s most cherished chart records would be nearly equaled by a dude who can make anything, even “Eleanor Rigby,” sound like grunge.

That record is for most songs on the Billboard Hot 100 by a single act. It was set on April 11, 1964, by the Beatles, who were credited on 14 of that week’s 100 songs. The Fabs still hold this record, for now.

But thanks to a confluence of chart-tabulation quirks, this week a former bartender from Missouri–who until now had never appeared on any Billboard chart–comes close to tying it, placing 11 songs on the Hot 100 all at once. In so doing, David Cook sets a new, blowout record for most debuts, comes within spitting distance of the Fabs’ record, and generally makes the chart grungier than it’s been since Paul gave that interview. MORE »

6-28-08 (FYI)

I agree with IgnatiusPartridge--not only that it was a good article, but that many of the author's suppositions discount one defining quotient, the full power of which, as yet, remains unknown.

IMHO, the same chart blasting records will only happen next year if AI manages to get lucky enough to have lightning strike twice. I suppose they have a chance at finding someone as talented, unique, and star-kissed as David Cook--if more semi-pros bite back their egos and enter that 'hokey show'--and their singles could easily sell well at season's end. But I think Archuletta's 3 hits are more in line with what you might see in that case. I mean, Young David is damned good, and he has a huge following. No telethons for that kid, no way. But he had three hits...while Cook had ELEVEN! Plus, the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th examples on your list were only nuggets--amazing that people would even download for a minute-30 worth of song.

Also, on weeks where the contestants sang more than one song (they only picked one to record for ITunes), how many *more* hits would David Cook have had if the show had studio-recorded his second song in its entirety...or even the third? People couldn't get enough of David Cook. Question is: why?

I've thought about this a lot lately, why--over a month later--I find myself Googling 'David Cook' to see what's up with him. And what does this curious fascination mean for his future numbers, if I'm not alone in my obsession (which I don't think I am)?

This is the third year I've watched American Idol from bloody beginning to ragged end, and I can say in all honestly, I've NEVER called in to vote before this year. Never. Sure, I watched, made my guesses on who would/should win, but I never felt strongly enough to actually pick up the phone and interject myself into the process. I left that to others, grumbling when I didn't agree with 'America' and her choices (I mean, come on, we all know how crazy America is).

But this year...uh, yeah...I cared. In fact, I cared so much, I stayed glued to the television each week without fail, waiting to see what magic that ballsy, soul-patched guitar nerd would pull out of his ass next. My God, he was good. Fantastic. Mesmerizing. And when he sang, it seemed more to the audience and the camera than the judges (IMHO). Like he cared more what we thought than what they thought. Each week Cook just got better and better. He says he never thought he would get very far, that he figured he would just get as much exposure as possible before being voted off. But as the weeks went by and he did so well, you could almost see his amazement build, see his hopes amp-up along with his performances. Around the time of 'Billie Jean' it became obvious he wanted to win--and I began to want it FOR him.

By the finale, Cook could have sat on stage with a teddy bear, sucked his thumb and hummed Mary Had A Little Lamb, and I STILL would have voted for him for four hours (aside: Simon Cowell is a lousy actor). To my mind, he was the winner. He'd earned it. The wonderful performances he gave that night were just cake.

This takes nothing from Archuletta; he's creepy good, and I have no doubt he will succeed. This isn't about David Archuletta. It's about David Cook...and his unseen, unknown, won-over fans out in the nebulous fringes of TV Land. For me, it also has nothing to do with the 'Cougar' vote (underestimate THAT lil measure of popularity at your own risk). I have no desire to jump his 25 yr-old bones, nor do I fantasize about him. Sheesh, he is my daughter's age. LOL

It's more like an investment. For 24 weeks I watched David Cook bloom, watched him struggle, grow/change/evolve, risk, sweat, yearn. Consequently, I feel instrumental in his win. I care about his experiences and eagerly await his album--which I will definitely buy. I've also never bought an AI album before; another first to add to the list.

So, even though the process has hit a lull, this phenomenon isn't over yet, and Billboard hasn't seen anywhere NEAR the last of David Cook. Fact is, hundreds-of-thousands of people downloaded his cover songs because they couldn't get enough of him--and that's all they *could* get. What will happen when he has a CD out? With just a name and a picture, David Cook's CD was #1 (pre-order) on Amazon a week after the show ended.

Today, it's still #74. Not bad for something that doesn't exist yet. That's PRE-order. Cook's popularity on the charts hasn't even been scratched yet. One thing's for sure. It will be fascinating to watch.

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New Kids On The Block Have A Brand-New Hit

newkidsonblock.jpgEd. note: Chris “dennisobell” Molanphy, our resident chart guru, looks at the upward, downward, and lack of movement on this week’s Billboard charts:

Last week I poured cold water on the chart comeback of New Kids on the Block, who appeared on Billboard’s less-heralded Pop 100 chart but remained M.I.A. on the all-genre Hot 100.

But I snarked too soon. This week, Danny, Donny Joey, Jon and Jordan have the week’s highest Hot 100 debut with “Summertime,” their un-Jazzy Jeff-related bid for postmillennial Top 40 radio. By debuting at No. 57, “Summertime” breaks a 14-year drought for NKOTB, who last made the middle rungs on the big chart with 1994’s “Dirty Dawg.”

It’s poetic that the ur-boy band of the modern-pop era resurfaces the very same week boy-band impresario Lou Pearlman gets thrown in the clink. After all, 1994 was pretty much the moment when Pearlman began dreaming of rejiggering the five-boy New Kids template, launching the Backstreet-*N Sync era that entrenched the boy band in pop lore.

It’s like a passing-back of the baton, from one pop era to its forbear. Not that I’d accept anything baton-shaped from Lou Pearlman… MORE »

I didn't read that whole thing but anyone who has to play with Lou Pearlman's privates to get famous deserves another number one hit.

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Seven Blog Post Topics That Never Got Past The “Draft” Stage In Movable Type (April 2008 Edition)

Our month-ending Rule Of Sevens column series continues with a series of post ideas that didn’t quite make it to the “publish” stage: 1. AC radio and how it’s become the province of young adults/teenagers (inspired by James Montgomery’s column on Robyn); 2. MORE »

er... how did my name change? i'm so confused.

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MTV News’ James Montgomery describes how soul-sucking and Google history-killing the life of a music journalist can be in 2008, the year that Miley Cyrus bra shots, High School Musical nude pictures, and Ashlee Simpson pregnancy rumors line the expressway that leads to the promised land of… MORE »

I missed the part where he said was quitting his soul sucking job.

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Idolator Live-Blogs The CMA Awards: This Should Be Quite The Carnival Ride

77794480.jpgWelcome to Idolator’s liveblog of the 41st Annual CMA Awards, coming to you live from Nashville and my couch in Astoria. Expected tonight: Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley with a marching band, and this band called … Eagles Fly? Where Eagles Dare? Oh, right. The Eagles. I don’t know much about them, but apparently they have a new album out? MORE »

Maura, we -- or at least ME -- were not worthy...

Excellent job, and I am not surprised to say that...

I enjoyed watching and commenting along with you and the other Idolatees...

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