I'm not sure what the motivations behind making these lists were—maybe they just
want to turn everyone off of feeling like they need to pay for music ever again?—but the UK's Sunday
Times has released its lists of Young Music Millionares and Britain's Top Music Millionaires, and boy do they make me feel crummy about my bank balance. Perhaps fittingly, given these tough times for the biz, topping the Young list is George Harrison's son/Wu-Tang collaborator Dhani (pictured), who seems to have something of a head start on his competition and is worth £160 million, while behind him is Vanessa-Mae Nicholson (£32 million), a violin player who calls her music "techno-acoustic fusion" and who turns 30 this year so if this list was made after her birthday she wouldn't even
make the big list, where the bar for entry is £125 million. Also in the top ten of the under-30 list: the three non-Chris Martin members of Coldplay, each of whom is worth £30 million (Martin is 31 so he's disqualified from the big board, alas); Karen Elson and Jack White, who bring in a combined £25 million; Katie Melua, who I mainly know as "that woman who did that stupid underwater concert stunt" but who parlayed that into an £18 million fortune; Amy Winehouse, whose presence on the list causing everyone to break out the "at least crack is cheap" jokes; and, separately, Joss Stone and Craig David, which just goes to show you that at least the Brits are loyal. Both lists after the jump, if you want to get really depressed (just thinking about how big the pile of money Andrew Lloyd Webber is sitting on is
not helping my morning).
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Amy Winehouse with a bloody nose and a tit out singing "Happy Birthday" in her best Marilyn Monroe—what 90-year-old man wouldn't be flattered by that? Winehouse and/or Leona Lewis will hopefully turn a former political prisoner's dream into reality when they perform at Nelson Mandela's birthday jam on June 27. Annie Lennox, Simple Minds, and Sun City entertainers Queen will also perform, but there's still no confirmation of Eminem's rumored performance. Allegedly the organizers "want to take both Mandela and the audience by surprise." Ooh, think Shady will jump out of a cake?
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Amy Winehouse will not be singing the theme to the next James Bond movie, Quantum Of Solace, because producer Mark Ronson is "not sure she's ready to work on music yet." Winehouse's spokesperson is disputing this claim, saying that the recording sessions fizzled because of "artistic differences." Whichever side is right, the Web producer who put together the linked article and its photo should get some sort of "Not Very Subtly Indicating Which Side Of The Argument He's On Through Photo Editing" award for today. Yeesh. [
