Posts Tagged ‘angry music for angry people’

Slayer Is More Metal Than You, And Anyone Else

slayyyyyeerrrrr.jpgBecause some of our readers may, in fact, be so full of vitriol that the combination of Justin Timberlake and Paxil just isn’t doin’ it for them anymore, we bring you our bimonthly metal column, “Angry Music for Angry People,” written by MetalSucks‘ Axl Rosenberg, a.k.a. Matthew Goldenberg. In this installment, he celebrates the “most metal band of all time,” the almighty Slayer: MORE »

@roeblingx: If Lemmy would stab me, I'd bronze the shiv and leave it in. He may not like being called metal, but he damn near invented it, at least the good kind. And ask him sometime about Nazi memorabilia. He's got them all beat, and by years.

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Pig Destroyer Challenges Your Intellect And Indulges Your Inner Brute

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Because some of our readers may, in fact, be so full of vitriol that the combination of Justin Timberlake and Paxil just isn’t doin’ it for them anymore, we bring you our bimonthly metal column, “Angry Music for Angry People,” written by MetalSucks‘ Axl Rosenberg, a.k.a. Matthew Goldenberg. In this installment, he’s caught between the intellectual and face-smashing impulses of grindcore giants Pig Destroyer:
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Doesn't bimonthly mean every other month?

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Enslaved Gets Introspective, Weightless


Because some of our readers may, in fact, be so full of vitriol that the combination of Justin Timberlake and Paxil just isn’t doin’ it for them anymore, we bring you our bimonthly metal column, “Angry Music for Angry People,” written by MetalSucks‘ Axl Rosenberg, a.k.a. Matthew Goldenberg. In this installment, he catches up with rule-breaking Norwegian black metal band Enslaved:
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awesome. Do Agalloch next!

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Mercenary Gets Pensive, Breaks Out The Keyboards



Because some of our readers may, in fact, be so full of vitriol that the combination of Justin Timberlake and Paxil just isn’t doin’ it for them anymore, we bring you our bimonthly metal column, “Angry Music for Angry People,” written by MetalSucks‘ Axl Rosenberg, a.k.a. Matthew Goldenberg. In this installment, he looks at the Danish power-metal band Mercenary:
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"So no use eating me / in perfect Thailand / don't take my son away / My hole is empty". And the pitch for the video was apparently "I know a house without an abundance of furniture in it". Oh, this is the best thing ever. Idolator, I salute you as if you were those about to rock!

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Rwake Emerges From The Southern Muck


Because some of our readers may, in fact, be so full of vitriol that the combination of Justin Timberlake and Paxil just isn’t doin’ it for them anymore, we bring you our new bimonthly metal column, “Angry Music for Angry People,” written by MetalSucks‘ Axl Rosenberg, a.k.a. Matthew Goldenberg. In the first installment, he looks at the last-name-averse outfit Rwake. MORE »

@helper: Bad bot! No Metal!
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