Idolator

When you wake up at six in the morning (right around the time the freaks in the living room get their stuff and leave) and roam the Web for news items to make pithy comments about, your sense of humor can be a bit compromised. So, when I saw an article titled "Johnson Steps Up Green Efforts On Tour", the immediate options were either "homicidal rage" or "snappy blog post". Guess which option won out, friend-o? More »