“Which pop superstar asked friends to hide them from Bono at an event as they were terrified of being roped into his Red scheme?” Well, it’s definitely not Bob Dylan… MORE »
Posts Tagged ‘Blind Item’
Blind-Item Break: Which Rock Star Has A Contentious Relationship With His In-Laws?
“Which rock star’s mother-in-law said about him this week? ‘He looks like a rat but he’s a good father to the kids… But he’s a miserable, rat-faced man.’ MORE »
A Blind Item To Make You Shake Your Head And Sigh
“MOVING ON: Is one top-level music journalist about to leave a high-visibility post due to newsroom cutbacks? Inquiring minds want to know where said journo might be headed next.” I’d ask “so, which news outlet is making cutbacks on the editorial side?” but the answer “uh, all of them?” MORE »
Blind Item! Which Indie Rocker Made The Mistake Of Screwing A <i>Times</i> Writer?
The Sunday NYT features a gripping “Modern Love” column in which comedienne Julie Klausner has sex with an indie rocker who doesn’t text back promptly. Even though found his stereotypical, passive shtick annoying, she thought he was cute and was mildly disappointed when it turned out he was only interested in casual sex. Aside from his having an illegitimate child, most of the details regarding this awkward singer are pretty damn universal. Universal enough that one might wonder what the hell she was expecting from the dalliance, and definitely universal enough that there’s no guarantee that this guy is even famous. But we can dream. MORE »
Blind-Item Bleh: How On Earth Did The Term “Booger Sugar” Get Past A Copyeditor?
“Which ’sensitive’ heartthrob rocker does his best work with a snoot full of booger sugar? Girls who flock to his side at NYC clubs notice he can’t go but five minutes between bathroom breaks.” MORE »
Blind-Item Break: Which Hip-Hop Mogul Was Cursing The Southern State Parkway’s Lack Of Rest Stops?
“WHICH hip-hop mogul needed to make an emergency stop on the Southern State Parkway last Sunday at 6:30 p.m.? After being caught in a long rubbernecking delay, the very recognizable music/fashion entrepreneur had his chauffeur pull over his Bentley - or was it a Rolls? MORE »
Blind-Item Bloat: Which Pop Star Is Begging To Be A Bond Girl?
“Which faded pop star is so desperate to resurrect her career, she is shamelessly touting her CV to James Bond producers and Hollywood bigwigs?” MORE »
Blind-Item Blues: The Saddest Singer On The Cross-Continental Flight
“Which mournful solo artist is obsessed with his own level of fame? After convincing himself on a recent flight to Australia that he would be mobbed in the streets, the scrawny singer was nonplussed that most Aussies didn’t recognize him.” MORE »
Who’s Adding “Clothing Designer” To Her Slightly Tarnished Resume?
“Which floundering pop star is hoping a unisex clothing line will rehab her nonexistent singing career?” I’m not sure, but I hope this isn’t a coded warning that the parents of America’s young men will have to worry about Avril Lavigne’s splttle-flecked influence too! MORE »
Blind Items
Blind-Item Blitz: We’re Aiken To Solve This One
From today’s installment of the always-pretty-easy Gatecrasher: “Which singer turned Broadway star is miserable along the Great White Way? Although he privately gripes that he hates the show he’s in, he has to ride out his contract.” MORE »
