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That's Life In The Inferno Of Postmodernity Dept. "Of all the marketing/distribution ideas [for Chinese Democracy I received in response to my missive, I'll only reveal one, that upon the album's release, Axl Rose should commit suicide." [Lefsetz Letter]

the secrets of his success

Kid Rock Is Not McDonald's

Kid Rock responded to Bob Lefsetz's theorizing on why Rock N Roll Jesus was selling so well with a missive on why his fans connect with him, as opposed to artists like "Brittney" (sic) Spears and Mariah Carey. Guess what: It's not because he's refused to put his summer-song contender "All Summer Long" on iTunes! Instead, follow along with me as I retell the story of a young man who's become disillusioned with the world at large, and reillusioned with himself: More »

when it's above 85 degrees in santa monica, bob gets cranky

Bob Lefsetz Is Ready To Stop Skiing And Join The Dark Side

It's hard to tell whether to spend time covering supposed industry insider Bob Lefsetz's ramblings, especially when he manages to crank out a thousand words about hearing Widespread Panic on satellite radio without much trouble. Still, when Bob has a bad day (some hack of a cop in Colorado had the nerve to give him a speeding ticket), watch out, music biz! More »

for the defense

Bob Lefsetz Thinks Lyor Cohen Is Doing A Great Job!

Idolator has already preemptively called "industry insider" Bob Lefsetz's impending insanity, but to be fair, he's bounced back well lately, with delightful, cutting-edge posts about listening to Led Zeppelin in the car, various Hall & Oates singles, and some SPORADICALLY capitalized THOUGHTS on American IDOL. However, Lefsetz subsequently decided to defend the tenure of Lyor Cohen, and something has to be said about that. More »

insights

Everything You Wanted To Know About Bob Lefsetz (But Were Afraid To Ask Because All-Caps Comes Off LIKE YELLING)

Today's Washington Post has a lengthy profile of professional "professional music-industry gadfly" Bob Lefsetz, whose Lefsetz Letter has been infuriating music executives and wearing out his keyboards' caps-lock keys since 1986. Subscribers to his letters may know about his penchant for skiing, his love of classic rock, and his willingness to get into extended e-mail scraps with the likes of Kid Rock and AEG Live CEO Randy Phillips, but what else makes this man tick? And how can he afford all those trips to Vail? A few highlights of the profile after the jump. More »

Bob Lefsetz Is Feeling Defensive (And Maybe Old) "Everybody knows Led Zeppelin is better than any act breaking today. But the pundits just accuse those into classic rock as being old farts. Like the music of today's players is just as good as those of the Beatles'. Hell, it's not as good as that of the Dave Clark Five. Not even Herman's Hermits." Hey Bob, maybe embedding this greeting card in your latest missive would have saved you at least a couple of words? [The Lefsetz Letter]

where did the randomly capitalized words go?

Kid Rock May Be Right About Bob Lefsetz

Nearly anyone associated with the business side of music reads "industry insider" Bob Lefsetz's "Lefsetz Letter," even though he's frequently wrong, his opinions border on the absurd, and he spent a recent column defending Grand Funk Railroad. I'm sure he did something once to merit the "insider" tag, but with his most recent posting, it's possible dear old Bob has gone totally nuts.
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war of the words

Kid Rock Goes From Waffle House Scraps To Flame Wars

Industry pundit Bob Lefsetz, as he is wont to do, wrote a long, splenetic screed about Wednesday night's CMA Awards to his mailing list, and included within was a reference to fast-forwarding through parts of the show, with the (completely understandable!) reasoning "Fuck Kid Rock." Well apparently Kid doesn't take kindly to being both dissed and pretty much ignored, so he fired up his e-mail and sent Lefsetz a gramatically challenged note:

Im sure its difficult to sit on the bench while us folks play in the big game. Your a failed musician with a big mouth.

You try to make a name for yourself with half ass opinions based on everyone who is actually trying to do something in music. Yet you do NOTHING but talk. See you on the streets you punk ass mother fucker!!!

Kid Rock

On the streets? Well, Waffle House parking lots are paved, so I guess they kind of count. But wait, there's more, because it's the Internet!


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bob lefsetz

Prepare For The Blueshammer-Wielding Hordes To Descend

We're about 40 hours into 2007, and predict-the-next-year parlor games already seem a little played out. That said, the outlook provided by noted caps-lock abuser Bob Lefsetz is worth a read. While some of his "predictions" are merely confirming things we already know (Rolling Stone's irrelevancy, Snocap's too-high price point), we thought that his reasoning for the CD's imminent demise—he compared the shiny pieces of plastic to the now-nearly-extinct species of camera that uses film—was spot-on, if a bit jarring. But it was this item that struck a little bit of fear into our hearts. More »