Idolator

Kiss is fun to see live, sure, but who hasn't thought they could use replacements for Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley? With all the hip surgery and facelifts, they've seen better days. And now that it's been established that people don't care who's hiding behind the make-up, Gene and Paul are thinking about getting out of the band and letting America pick who should be the new Starchild, Demon, Spaceman, and Kitty Cat. While I definitely would need a lot of exercise to fit into Paul's leotard, I'm already practicing my "'WOAH-OH-WOAH-OH-WOAH-OH-WOAH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" I can't play a power chord without strutting around, guys! I even act the fool when I play Guitar Hero. And I know you've already got some wigs I could use. More »