Idolator

- Paul McCartney's Starbucks-sold Memory Almost Full is on track to move 180,000 copies this week. In unrelated news, the Satellite Party has just signed an "exceedingly artist-friendly" distribution deal with Carl's Jr. [HITS]
- Now that Sporty Spice is finally on board for the Spice Girls reunion, sales of canary-yellow sports bras have spiked nearly 3 percent. [OK!]
- Britney Spears may be dating her drug counselor. It's like the Stockholm Syndrome, but with [ALLEGED SUBSTANCE REDACTED]! [Scoop]