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putting the pseudo in pseudo-event

Live-Blogging The 2008 American Music Awards: Get Ready For The Triumphant Return Of The Medley

Good evening, friends! Tonight is the American Music Awards, the annual event where the American public is allowed to pretend like it cares about the music industry as the biz's most important releases either get pushed out to retail ahead of their street dates or get shoved into a dusty corner of the retailers with which they've struck exclusive distribution deals. And as if to underscore the whole "why people don't care about the music business" ideal," I'm watching the red carpet show, which apparently has contracted at least partial hostship duties to Nicole "You Know, I'm In The Pussycat Dolls" Scherzinger, who is apparently contractually obligated to flaunt her ass as she conducts awkward interviews with the likes of Steven Tyler and Ne-Yo in hopes that people actually care about her existence and maybe buy a copy of Doll Domination so as to easily conjure up further posterior-related fantasies in the comfort of their own home. Full coverage after the jump! More »

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The American Music Awards Are Beautiful, No Matter What You Say

Christina Aguilera will open Sunday's American Music Awards with a seven-minute rundown of her greatest hits, no doubt as something of a way to goose the slightly anemic sales of her brand-new career retrospective. I mean, of course it could be worse: Last year's opening medley, which could have easily been renamed will.i.am and Nicole Scherzinger's Cavalcade Of Stiffs, was actually 12 minutes long, a fact which I recalled thanks to counting the minutes in my liveblogging of that blessed event. And speaking of liveblogging, hey, we'll be here on Sunday night at 8 p.m. ET for Christina's medley, as well as performances by Beyonce, the Jonas Brothers, Kanye West, Ne-Yo, and Coldplay. Not to mention the hostly "stylings" of Jimmy Kimmel, who I hope will not have me gnawing off one of my arms by the time the clock strikes 10. [Us]

First-week sales of Christina Aguilera's Target-exclusive greatest-hits package Keeps Getting Better, which contains two new songs and two reworkings of old tracks: 73,000. Single-week sales of the title track, which also happens to be one of the two fresh entries on the album: 63,000 (it's sold 479,000 copies to date). You have to wonder: At what point do these cash-in greatest-hits packages get to be, well, not worth the effort, even with the one-big-box-only deals? [Target]

Christina Aguilera has responded to claims that she ripped off Goldfrapp with her blippy new single "Keeps Gettin' Better" by announcing that she'll be working with Allison Goldfrapp on her next album, which will be out next year. She'll also be collaborating with Sia, which I hope means that we have at least one song about the joys of eating paste to look forward to in the near future. [Billboard]

bleepwatch

Superheroic Christina Aguilera Can't Save Her Song From Target's Censor-Bots


Christina Aguilera's Target-only greatest-hits comp Keeps Gettin' Better: A Decade Of Hits (which, cough cough, leaked today) is being advertised with the above ad, in which our heroine turns into a flying, bad-guy-fighting, overly eyelinered superwoman who can't quite fly her rocketship. Pity, however, that two of the key words in the chorus—"bitch" and "damn"—are too sensitive for the purposes of pushing it at the big-box retailer because you have to protect the ears of the children, I guess. Although I'm pretty sure that if they flip on their closest radio—or, hell, if they actually decide to buck recent trends and pony up for the CD while on a run for these super-cute flats—they can hear the song in all its bitchy, damning glory. [YouTube]

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Christina Aguilera Dresses Up As "Sexy Enid Coleslaw" For Halloween


In the video for Christina Aguilera's Goldfrappy "Keeps Gettin' Better," our heroine fashions herself as a techie (complete with bad posture and hoodie!) masterminding new versions of herself, including a white-jacketed, floral-dressed version who probably had the bit of her brain that remembers "Dirrrty" surgically excised. But a good chunk of the video is given over to Aguilera in cat mask and matching catsuit, and I'd say that she was just playing around with her Batman references except that she even took time out to mimick the "Enid in cat mask with gun and embarrassing the hell out of Seymour" bit from Ghost World. Maybe her next record will be inspired by Blueshammer? [YouTube]

100 and single

A Strapped America Goes To The 99-Cent Store, And New Singles Storm The Top 40

In a week where it seems the global financial crisis is inescapable, America decides that a buck is a nice price to spend on music, and the Top 40 of Billboard's Hot 100 sees a wave of new best-selling singles—including two in the Top 10 and a massive leap by a new No. 1 smash.

With that 79-place jump (which, ahem…I called last week), T.I. accomplishes two major chart feats. New No. 1 “Live Your Life” featuring Rihanna sets the record for the biggest leap to the top in history—which would be unremarkable, given the frequency with which this record has been broken recently, if not for the fact that T.I. is beating himself, having reset the mark just six weeks ago.

More impressively, by ousting his own “Whatever You Like,” T.I. joins a very elite club: acts that succeeded themselves at No. 1. During the Hot 100’s entire 50-year history, there have only been eight, and if you ignore featuring-artist credits, the number is six.

Besides these chart feats, T.I.’s hit also sets a record for the biggest debut sales week for a digital single. But we might want to get used to that happening. Already, iTunes is reporting a wave of new best-sellers as the music industry’s last blockbuster holiday hits full swing.

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100 and single

Whatever He Likes: T.I. Holds Chart Penthouse, Takes Reservation for Next Week

In a sleepy week for Billboard's Hot 100, Atlanta rap king T.I. maintains his grip on the No. 1 spot, his fifth nonconsecutive week there, with “Whatever You Like.”

The “jump ball” I expected to break within the Top Three turned out to be a dead ball, as the three hits hold their positions. T.I. actually outsold both Pink and Kanye West at buck-a-song retailers, blunting those two challengers’ previous digital-sales advantages and padding his already huge lead at radio. West, in particular, will probably muddle along for a while now, as his sales two weeks later have fallen off, and his airplay is emerging, steadily but slowly.

Besides, T.I. appears be settling into a long run atop the chart, and within a week or two it might be with a different song. His newest hit, previewed three weeks ago with Rihanna at the MTV Video Music Awards, leads a parade of fall contenders that will likely explode on next week’s chart. So in effect, this week feels like the calm before the pre-holiday storm.

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ancestors

Britney And Christina Owe A Lot To Rachel Stevens (And Richard X)


One thing about the current vogue for super-stompy pop singles: It makes me wonder if, instead of "the future," many of today's leading pop tartlets aren't looking back to 2004, when former S Club 7 lead singer Rachel Stevens hooked up with song-melding knob twiddler Richard X for the champagne-soaked ode to getting to the top by any means necessary "Some Girls.". (The allusions to oral sex didn't stop the track from being used as the anthem for a British charity—take note, ladies.) After all, 2004 was the year that both girls were coming down from their makeout session with Madonna; Britney was ill-advisedly marrying herself off left and right, and Christina was coming off the success of Stripped. Perhaps they've just been catching up with their record acquisitions from then in recent days? In any event, listen to "Some Girls" above and the two newer tracks below, and tell me that you don't hear a lot of similarities. More »

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Christina Aguilera May Want To Work On Her "Applying Mascara While In Zero Gravity" Technique


intentional leak of the day

Christina Aguilera Shoots Herself Into Space

ARTIST: Christina Aguilera
TITLE: "Keeps Gettin' Better"
WEB DEBUT: Sept. 5, 2008 More »

videodrone

Christina Aguilera Tones It Down For America


In what will certainly be the first of many, many more to come, Christina Aguilera's ad for the voter-registration lobbying organization Rock The Vote premiered online last night; she eschews her famous melismas and lung-busting antics for a simple near-croon of "America The Beautiful," which she sings, lullaby-style, to her American-flag-swaddled baby. Apparently, this ad is supposed to pay tribute to Madonna's 1992 commercial for the organization, although I'm not sure how it does so beyond wrapping a person in a flag and giving Christina a blonde mop that vaguely resembles the one Madge sported 16 years ago. Original clip after the jump. More »

Even though it was sold as an "endurance test" and I'm an out-and-proud musical masochist, I'm still not quite sure how I made it through this masterfully edited four minute video of melismatic showboating stitched together from a recent VH1 concert starting queen ululator Christina Aguilera. Laid end to end without a song or a groove to guide them, Xtina's endless, painful, kitten-in-heat vocal runs go beyond amusing Internet novetly and into the realm of, like, some kinda avant-garde sound poetry. [FourFour]

videodrone

Idolator Lets The Genie Out Of Our Brains


In the history of Idolator editorial decisions based on having some song permanently stuck in your head, this tune is almost as good as when my boss was plagued by Huey Lewis. More »

flame on

America's Leading Pyromaniacs Can't Tell Christina Aguilera And Britney Spears Apart

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Liner Notes: America Tries To Weave Together The Latest Foxy Brown Scandal

- Amazingly, the "Foxy Brown may or may not have been assaulted by three women who were friends with Brown's alleged-pimp boyfriend" story just keeps getting more and more confusing. [New York Post]
- Christina Aguilera is hoping to start a film career, and is eagerly looking for a biopic about a hot-pantsed '40s revivalist who likes to writhe naked in a pool with guitars. [Billboard]
- Former Orange Juice frontman Edwyn Collins—who suffered two brain hemorrhages in 2005—will return with a new album in September. [NME]

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Liner Notes: Finally, We'll Learn If Chronic Melisma Is Hereditary

- Christina Aguilera may be pregnant. And here we thought she still had her virginity on lockdown! [Page Six]
- The Florida radio-show billboards that featured unauthorized pictures of a bald-headed Britney Spears have been taken down. In a show of protest, thousands of morning-zoo DJs across the country held a one-minute moment of slide-whistling. [AP]
- Bill and Hilary Clinton will be honored by VH1's Save The Music Foundation, where everyone will politely try to forget about time the network showed a woman pooping on Flavor Flav's rug. [AP]

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Liner Notes: This Soprano Can't Sing

- Jamie Lynn-Sigler has found a novel way to get more press for her 2001 album Here To Heaven: By talking about how terrible it was. [Page Six]
- Toni Collette and her band—described by no one as "In Her Shoes meets Nu Shooz"—will perform in Sydney as part of Al Gore's Live Earth festivities. [Billboard]
- Christina Aguilera will launch a new perfume in January, so you may want to wait a few months before using that TJ Maxx gift certificate. [NME]