Rod Stewart will undoubtedly start writing "slave" on his cheek and checking into "this whole Internet thing" now that J Records won't let him record an album of country standards. What did you expect, Rod? Did you think you'd be able to luck into some "one for you, one for me" trade-off in this economy? Or even a "four for you, one for me" deal? It's been 15 years since
Unplugged...and Seated upended your pop career, and over five since you sold what was left of your career for a
Great American Songbook. While I'd love to see you do something more daring (I'm not a big Black Keys fan, but I'd be curious to hear the musical outcome of your
bromance), you'll probably have to shut up and make that Christmas album.
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