Posts Tagged ‘DMX’

Yung Joc’s Twitter Tells The Tale Of Why It’s Bad To Give Animals Cocaine

wt4a11ae2501e00If Yung Joc’s Twitter is to be believed, he’s had quite the day: An argument over the last line of coke at his St. Louis abode turned into him getting bitten by Katt Williams’ dog, the result of the pooch splitting said bounty with his owner and the chronically troubled MC DMX. A screenshot of the blow-by-blow (no pun intended) after the jump: MORE »


DMX Arrested DMX is a free man after having spent 90 days in Maricopa County Jail on charges related to drugs, animal cruelty, and fraud. And his post-incarceration plans involve finding God and starting a ministry and not being on Celebrity Rehab (at least not yet).[AllHipHop] MORE »


DMX Will Not Be Crying On VH1 Anytime Soon

DMX ArrestedIn today’s headline wrapup: DMX isn’t in Celebrity Rehab (yet), Alan McGee is still pissy about ever even liking My Bloody Valentine, Aerosmith play for free in Hawaii, and we are all lazy because of the Internet. MORE »


Arizona’s War On Rap Continues

At some point in the last year, my home state decided we just don’t care for the hip hop music. (Perhaps the tensions started simmering when Public Enemy put out “By The Time I Get To Arizona”?) First, a bouncer at a Tempe club hit one of the guys from Kidz In The Hall in the eye, then the DMX witch hunt (can’t a man keep drugs and pit bulls at his house?) and his dreadful prison stay. But last night, one man decided to take matters into his own hands. MORE »

The real proof that Arizonans hate rap isn't the man with the gun; it's the woman who made sure to point out that it wasn't HER listening to the rap. He almost shot the wrong innocent bystander.

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DMX: I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Jail

DMX has released a statement regarding an alleged… MORE »

"...so I can carry on with my normal life."

What, drive recklessly up the Cross County Parkway in Yonkers with drugs in the stolen car?

Douche.

I hope he gets ass-raped in there.

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Things Just Aren’t Getting Better For DMX

DMX, who’s currently in the midst of a 90-day stay at an Arizona prison after pleading out on theft, animal cruelty, and drug possession charges, is now facing aggravated assault charges after allegedly throwing a tray of food at a corrections officer who reprimanded him for taking food that wasn’t his. DMX (real name Earl Simmons) was already in hot water at the jail for not reporting for a work assignment and not responding to a call for medications earlier this month; he’d been placed in lockdown and on a Nutraloaf-and-water diet for violating those rules. The Republic has helpfully provided a timeline of X’s legal troubles since August 2007, when his house was raided by police, who found malnourished dogs, drugs, and weapons: MORE »


An Arizona judge sentenced the troubled MC… MORE »

At this point, one has to wonder if the incarceration will further delay him in becoming familiar with our new President.

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An Arizona judge sentenced the troubled MC… MORE »

At this point, one has to wonder if the incarceration will further delay him in becoming familiar with our new President.

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In news that disappointed me as a blogger (mostly… MORE »


DMX And Scott Storch: These Stories May Be Funny Someday

Last week, the on-the-lam DMX was arrested in Florida after having a bench warrant issued against him in Arizona. As it turned out, Earl Simmons was taking refuge at the pad of fallen superproducer Scott Storch, who hasn’t been having the best luck lately either. What would happen if the two turned their frowns upside down by entering into life as a sitcom duo? The Real imagines that future for us. (Clip after the jump.) MORE »