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do you know where your children are?

Runway MMC Realize The Newfound Importance Of Putting Merchandise First

A few months ago, we looked at the crassly fabricated glitter-explosion of vapidity known as the Clique Girlz. They've been unsuccessful (so far) in their attempts to permeate the national consciousness, but if you thought that meant that we were hearing the death rattle of woefully misguided tweenpop, you were sadly wrong. Who could match such repulsive marketing? Who could stoop below it? Meet Runway MMC, a Southern California girl group with a fashion line. Oh, yeah, and they show up and lipsync at local events from time to time. More »

12:30 PM on Fri Sep 19 2008
By Kate Richardson
363 views, 6 comments

Latest by D.R. Mosby: So you can buy the girls' music, and if you like their clothes, you can buy what they're wearing, too. Too bad J.Lo didn't think of this years ago. Time out. Before we even get to Runway MMC, I have a more »

do you know where your children are?

Threat Level Red: Tokio Hotel Infiltrating The Hearts And Minds Of America's Youth

Having been present at the Tokio Hotel fan mob incident back in March, my younger sister knows only too well the horrors of the band and its overly enthusiastic fanbase. Which is why she was so taken aback by a sighting at her suburban Houston high school: More »

9:30 AM on Mon Jun 9 2008
By Kate Richardson
2,090 views, 10 comments

do you know where your children are?

The Curious Case Of The Clique Girlz

When the shadowy individuals who dedicate their lives to exploiting preteens for profit mercifully deactivated the JoJo cyborg, humankind slipped into a false sense of security. Believing we were safe from artificially matured pop stars with the bodies of tween girls and the hearts, minds and faces of hardened divorcĂ©es, we let our guard down. And thus came Clique Girlz, a new Radio Disney-ready trio so freakishly weathered in spirit one has to wonder if they might be a Benjamin Button-type situation. More »

3:00 PM on Thu Jun 5 2008
By Kate Richardson
7,624 views, 12 comments

Latest by Whitehall: euhmmm... they'd better hope they're no Aly&AJ. Yes, those two can sing, but then they went and did their little anti-Darwinism soapbox... "Are they still teaching that in schools... um, monkeys? I don't think so." It bummed me out - more »

The pop song that's most likely to lead Google-curious children to porn and spyware? "Life's What You Make It" from Hannah Montana 2—although we're predicting that to change within the next 12 hours now that High School Musical 2 has leaked. [Popwatch]

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