Idolator

Oh noes! Eminem is fat! Supposedly! And true or not, this is still America and it cannot stand! We can't have our pop stars, even the reclusive aging kind, walking around with a even teeny paunches hanging over their droopy drawers. That's why the evil shake shills at Slim-Fast have stepped in to make everything better again for "Slim-Fast Shady." (Ha ha! I get it!) And what advice does the company have for Em when it comes to righting his unhealthy lifestyle? Unsurprisingly, it involves eating right, exercise, and whoring himself for Slim-Fast. More »