Usually, if you wanted Gene Simmons on your voicemail, all you had to do is tell one of his security people that you'd like to blow him. Now there's a more hygenic way to get the God Of Thunder's attention: write 200 words about whether or not you like prostitution! In order to promote his upcoming book on the subject
Ladies Of The Night, Gene is asking for his more literate fans to provide him with a 200-word "essay" offering their own take (my advice to would-be winners? I'd go with "pro"). The finest blurb will win its writer various Gene Simmons products and a "personalized digital voicemail recording." "IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS!" says Phoenix Books. Better than an STD, I guess.
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