Idolator

Thirty years from now, John Mayer will look at the last few years as the best of his life. That's if he isn't getting blown by one of our daughters (who love like you do) in the Oval Office Bathroom after a hacky-sack game with the other members of the G8. Not only is he checking off every Rolling Stone cover star he ever masturbated to in high school, getting feathered haircuts, and enjoying a top 20 single from the freaking Bucket List soundtrack, he's making short films for Funny Or Die with cast members of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, and The 40-Year-Old Virgin. I don't know whether to hate the guy or see if he's interested in hiring a blog consultant. Looking for a Turtle, John? I could be Turtle. More »