Posts Tagged ‘gaze not into the abyss’

Oh, This Should End Well

“Now’s your chance to be the Ring Master of the… MORE »

They really shouldn't tempt me like that. I mean, really.

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Idolator Goes Even Deeper Into the Emo Fan Fiction Underground

panic-shoosh.jpgIn a deep, dark corner of the Internet that, if it were a tangible location, might look somewhat like a Hobbit hole, people write stories about musicians fondling each other. Musicians like Gerard Way, Patrick Stump, and Pete Wentz, who might typically be called emo, but since I’ve had it up to here with that word, will henceforth be known as Those Dudes. In November this community–known as Bandom (or Bandslash)–announced its first-annual awards to honor the best Bandom writing of ‘07. The awards, which were determined through a month of nominating, voting, and gushing praise in the comments sections, were organized on a LiveJournal group that will not be linked to here because Idolator has crossed this clan before, and it wasn’t pretty. But trust me, it exists. And it is chock full of sexually explicit YA lit featuring all your favorite Dudes doing unmentionable deeds. MORE »

"In a deep, dark corner of the Internet"
Wouldn't that be a Child Porn Site?
I'll tell you what, Fan Fiction is usually written by 12-15 year olds and it helps in after school Creative Writing, Spelling , Grammar and Creativity. I don't know what sites you were on, However most sites in force these rules and many of the kids have better spelling and vocabulary then most Adults. So instead of trying to cut down kids who are writing, Why don't you go focus on Kids on Drugs or kids in gangs, 'Cause at least these kids are honest and not being unproductive members of society, such as yourself.
And Most Teen Fan Fiction Sites Do Not allow profanity or explicit sex scenes as you described, So just because you found a Bad site dose not mean all are as bad as you show.

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Alex Suarez Of Cobra Starship Asks: “Why Am I The Bitch?”

cobrastarship300.jpgA few weeks ago at the mtvU Woodies, two members of The Academy Is… expressed their stern disapproval of the lewd, but good-natured bandom fan-fic scene to me. Luckily for the emo softcore literati, Cobra Starship bassist Alex Suarez is game, if a little confused as to why he’s so often emasculated in their stories. MORE »

"Why am I the bitch?"

Because you're in Cobra Starship, bitch.

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Idolator Goes Deep Into The Emo Fan Fiction Underground

75881544%282%29.jpgBy now it’s no secret that the internet is a haven for bored teenagers, music fans, and individuals with unique proclivities, groups which intersect as often as not. Online fan-fiction has existed since the early days of the web, but only in the last few years has a scene so perfectly tailored to the form seeped into popular culture. Designed to appeal to introverted, overwrought, sexually frustrated adolescents, the pale waifs parading around the emo universe–with their snug pants, same-sex makeout sessions, and penchant for eye makeup–practically beg to be objectified by horny teens. And one GreatestJournal group, discovered after putting together our own male-objectification list, exemplifies the farcical tone and tenor of emo fan-fiction fandom. It’s also a little like watching nature-show rutting if all the animals were wearing girl’s jeans: MORE »

@Get Euphemistic!: In case this wasn't ever clear, blatant publicly-posted RPS and/or RPS-infused roleplaying is where I officially draw the line. Everyone has a threshold, yo.

@nonce: my fetish for 19th c. military uniforms is clear, now, right? Especially c. 1820 to 1850, which is right where those MCR outfits fall.

I <3 you, dude. Srsly.

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