First, here's George covering one of my favorite songs of all time, Terence Trent d'Arby's "Sign Your Name" (!):

From that same 1991 show, here's "I'm Your Man":

And here's his combined cover of "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" and Seal's "Killer," which actually made me appreciate the original version of the latter in a big way:

Speaking of live covers:

Next, here's a 1988 performance of "One More Try" (only audio, sorry):

A slightly unsynced version of "Monkey," because it's the only one that hasn't been caught by the Sony BMG "no embedding" police (they have to get that ringtone ad revenue, I guess):

And finally, "Everything She Wants," because it has live crowd noise (so it counts!) and is also still one of my favorite songs ever, thus making this collection of clips come full circle:

Feel free to post your favorite GM clip in the comments, because I'm sure I missed something.

Michael "to retire from touring [BBC]
George Michael "may thwart Wham! film" [Guardian]

• Jason Castro has said that one of the guest stars could be known as "codename Virgin Airlines," which could mean Madonna... or it could mean the Spice Girls, who, don't forget, have a Virgin Atlantic jet named after them and are also managed by Idol creator Simon Fuller.
• However, E! is claiming that the biggest star in the world slated to appear on tonight's show is, in fact, George Michael, which makes me wonder if we'll be hearing "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" again.
• Not among the biggest stars in the world, but also scheduled to appear: The Jonas Brothers, Donna Summer, and ZZ Top. Ah, I hope this means Michael Johns will bust out "Tush"!
• Also, Seal, perhaps so Brooke White can sing "Crazy."
• Carrie Underwood will sing her new single, "Last Name," and other Idol contestants from years past will be on hand. Taylor Hicks, alas, will not be one of them, as he's currently bringing the wamp to Italy.
• Nigel Lythgoe is promising another "dead Elvis"-style duet. God, if it's John Lennon doing "Imagine," I'm going to imagine that there's no Fox affiliate on the TV in my living room and switch to Law & Order immediately.
• Lythgoe also hinted to Ryan Seacrest this morning that Jason Castro was going to reprise "Hallelujah" tonight.

Season 7 Finale Spoilers [MJ's Big Blog]

June 17: San Diego/San Diego Sports Arena
June 19: San Jose, Calif./HP Pavilion
June 21: Las Vegas/MGM Grand
June 22: Phoenix/US Airways Center
June 25: Los Angeles/Great Western Forum
July 2: Seattle/Key Arena
July 4: Vancouver/General Motors Place
July 7: St. Paul/Xcel Energy Center
July 9: Chicago/United Center
July 13: Dallas/American Airlines Center
July 14: Houston/Toyota Center
July 17: Toronto/Air Canada Centre
July 18: Montreal/Bell Centre
July 21 and 23: New York/Madison Square Garden
July 26: Philadelphia/Wachovia Center
July 27: Boston/TD Banknorth Garden
July 29: Washington, D.C./Verizon Center
July 31: Atlanta/Philips Arena
Aug. 2: Tampa/St. Pete Times Forum
Aug. 3: Sunrise, Fla./Bank Atlantic Center

Now in its fifth week atop Billboard's Hot 100, Alicia Keys' "No One" is as unmovable as sticky toffee pudding—as is most of the Top 10. But there are songs percolating further down the chart, and they give a hint of what might burst into the winner's circle when the year-end logjam breaks.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and Snoop Was Horny: Here's a quick rundown of the biggest movers in this, the final week Billboard credits to 2007. (Next week's chart will be dated Jan. 5.)

• Hope you haven't OD'd on Keys, because she's already got her followup lined up: "Like You'll Never See Me Again" is just outside the Top 10 on the Hot 100 and already No. 2 on the R&B/Hip-Hop chart, right behind... um, "No One." With that song still tops in airplay on the overall radio panel and "Like" moving to the tenth-most-played position, Keys now has two of the 10 biggest radio hits in the country.

• "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles (no, not a Cure cover) is the latest beneficiary of TV exposure and resulting iTunes sales. Leaping 56 spots to No. 16, the song is the fifth-biggest digital seller of the week, thanks to its appearance in holiday ads for Rhapsody and TiVo. As usual with a TV-fueled hit, radio airplay is as yet nonexistent; we'll see if it picks up stations after the holidays or is doomed to a quick burn a la Feist's "1-2-3-4."

• We've already enjoyed its genius/hideous ode-to-Rick-James-and-Prince video, and now Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" makes a big move into the Top 40, up 14 spots to No. 37. That's notable, because while this isn't the first song to feature Snoop singing, it's definitely the fastest to break—especially at radio, where he's already ranked in the Top 20. He hasn't had a serious pop crossover hit since late 2004's immortal "Drop It Like It's Hot" (his 2005 single with Justin Timberlake, "Signs," was a surprising flop).

• Doing even better in airplay, Kanye West's awesome "Flashing Lights" is right behind Snoop in the Top 40 (No. 39, up 11 spots). His previous hit, "Good Life," has been hovering in the lower half of the Top 10 for months now, but it'll be interesting to see if the Idolator flophouse's favorite track from his album—a seemingly less radio-friendly track—emerges as a comparably large hit.

• Up 20 spots and just outside the Top 40, Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" topped Billboard's dance chart (Club Play) months ago but is finally crossing over to radio. Club-oriented hits—"Don't Stop" sounds almost like Cascada-style Eurodance—are harder to break at anything but pure Top 40 stations (even R&B radio often turns up its nose at them), so Def Jam probably has its work cut out for it.

Schlockin' Around the Christmas Tree: With just days to go till Santa Day, I took a peek at a little-seen chart, Hot Holiday Songs. If ever there were a chart that didn't warrant Billboard's overused "Hot" moniker, it's this one. It only appears online, and while new holiday hits are theoretically eligible for this airplay-oriented list it mostly tracks songs that are decades old. Surprisingly, the chart is only a few years old (presumably started when enough radio stations went all-Christmas this decade), and it's 30 positions long. Here's the current week's Top 10:

1. "The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)," Nat King Cole
2. "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree," Brenda Lee
3. "Jingle Bell Rock," Bobby Helms
4. "Please Come Home For Christmas," Eagles
5. "All I Want For Christmas Is You," Mariah Carey
6. "A Holly Jolly Christmas," Burl Ives
7. "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)," John Lennon & Yoko Ono
8. "Feliz Navidad," Jose Feliciano
9. "White Christmas," Bing Crosby
10. "Merry Christmas Darling," The Carpenters

Like all of its charts, Billboard includes a "Weeks on" column. But I haven't included it here, because none of these tunes is less than 31 weeks old. That's remarkable—and becomes even more so, when you consider that chart only runs about 8-10 weeks each year; which means most of these songs have had repeat runs every year the chart has appeared.

Theoretically, Hot Holiday Songs should exhibit some overlap with Hot Adult Contemporary, since at this time of year most AC stations flip to all-Christmas formats. But there's actually no overlap at all, even though the No. 1 song on the AC chart this week is (natch) Josh Groban's Oprah-endorsed "I'll Be Home for Christmas."

Why? For one thing, the AC chart doesn't allow anything older than two years to chart; so Burl Ives, Brenda Lee et al. aren't eligible to appear there, even though they're clearly receiving tons of current AC airplay. And second, no matter how hot Groban is with the Christmas-record-buying set this year, his No. 1 AC track is clearly getting played less than even the lowest-ranked Hot Holiday hit (this week, Leroy Anderson's "Sleigh Ride" at No. 30); otherwise he'd be on the list somewhere.

One last tidbit: there are only two tracks on the whole Hot Holiday list that are 40 weeks old, which suggests (I can't be sure) they've been on the list every week the chart has been in existence. One is Burl Ives' "A Holly Jolly Christmas": unsurprising, as that song is often cited as radio's cumulatively most-played Christmas song year after year. And the other? At No. 14 this week, it's Wham!'s "Last Christmas."

I don't know about you, but nothing says "Christmas" to me like Sam the Snowman and a closeted gay pinup from 1984. Happy holidays!

The top 20, with last week's position and total weeks charted in parentheses:
1. Alicia Keys, "No One" (LW No. 1, 15 weeks)
2. Flo Rida feat. T-Pain, "Low" (LW No. 3, 8 weeks)
3. Timbaland feat. OneRepublic, "Apologize" (LW No. 2, 20 weeks)
4. Chris Brown feat. T-Pain, "Kiss Kiss" (LW No. 4, 14 weeks)
5. Fergie, "Clumsy" (LW No. 5, 10 weeks)
6. Colbie Caillat, "Bubbly" (LW No. 6, 25 weeks)
7. Finger Eleven, "Paralyzer" (LW No. 8, 28 weeks)
8. Jordin Sparks, "Tattoo" (LW No. 10, 12 weeks)
9. Rihanna feat. Ne-Yo, "Hate That I Love You" (LW No. 7, 16 weeks)
10. Kanye West feat. T-Pain, "Good Life" (LW No. 9, 14 weeks)
11. Soulja Boy, "Crank That (Soulja Boy), Soulja Boy Tell'em" (LW No. 11, 23 weeks)
12. Baby Bash feat. T-Pain, "Cyclone" (LW No. 12, 21 weeks)
13. Alicia Keys, "Like You'll Never See Me Again" (LW No. 19, 6 weeks)
14. Plies feat. Akon, "Hypnotized" (LW No. 16, 12 weeks)
15. Trey Songs, "Can't Help But Wait" (LW No. 14, 13 weeks)
16. Sara Bareilles, "Love Song" (LW No. 72, 7 weeks)
17. Kanye West, "Stronger" (LW No. 13, 21 weeks)
18. Sean Kingston, "Take You There" (LW No. 21, 7 weeks)
19. Natasha Bedingfield feat. Sean Kingston, "Love Like This" (LW No. 18, 9 weeks)
20. Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson & D.O.E., "The Way I Are" (LW No. 17, 29 weeks)

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Ridgeley Too Nervous for Wham! Reunion [SFGate]

In a testament to the miracles that can happen when legal fees pile up, Wham! members George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley have decided to do a one-off show this December:

"George is thrilled that Andrew's agreed to perform. It was something George had thought about for a long time. He couldn't be happier and can't wait for the gig."

Wham! To Reunite For First Time In Twenty Years [Towleroad]
Everything She Wants - Wham! [YouTube]
Previously: Please Don't Go Cruising With George Michael

The results of an iTunes-store search of the phrase "George Michael." We get the Kilmer connection; after all, they both probably fooled around with Madonna at some point. But Dana Delaney and Charlie Rose? We're honestly stumped. The whole thing sounds like an uncomfortable dinner party thrown by Oliver Stone.

His latest scrape came just after 3.20am yesterday. Police received calls about a car causing an obstruction at the junction of Cricklewood Lane with Hendon Way, North West London. They found the Careless Whispers singer's Mercedes stationary at the lights...

His partner Kenny Goss said at their North London home last night: "He has nothing to say. He's fine and I've got him a McDonald's."

George, we love you, and we want you to live long enough to record numerous new albums that we will never, ever hear. So let's make some changes to your routine: The next time you feel the desire to get stoned and eat a Crunchie McFlurry—and trust us, we can relate—get someone else to drive you. Can't your stubble wrangler take care of this? Or, better yet, Andrew Ridgeley?

George in 999 dope dash [The Sun Online]