
Who could have foreseen that a story about the musical ambitions of one of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that brought down former NY governor Eliot Spitzer would turn into a comments-box gang-bang debating the monetary value of her non-musical services? Oh, that's right. Everyone. But hey, song's at least as good as, I dunno, Ashley Tisdale? One of those
Hills ladies?
Something TV-related that satisfies ever-lowering expectations for radio pop, anyway. [
Daily Swarm]

Dear Stereogum, if you promise to never,
ever write about hip-hop ever again (ever!)—especially with all the overwrought
Wire references, factual errors about samples, misspellings (unless that errant "e" tacked onto Flav
aor Flav is some Quayle-era gag I don't get), fat jokes, and ironic "z's" added to the end of words—then I promise to, I dunno, donate some of my newfound free time to the local ASPCA or a hospice or something for a little public service quid pro quo. [
Stereogum]

"MTV Networks struck a deal with streaming video entertainment site Metacafe for a 'Virtual Worlds Virtual Music Video Contest.' Contestants will have access to audio tracks from various emerging artists as well as video clips and online editing tools to create their own music video from within one of MTV's seven virtual world environments." Suggestion: Anyone who can figure out how to recreate
the winning clip from the "Make your own 'True Blue' video" contest should win by default. Reality: Anyone who actually enters this contest probably
will win by default. [
Billboard.biz]