Well, “Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crash Kills One” is quite a startling headline to find first thing in the morning! ABC News reports that a tour bus belonging to the “Party In The U.S.A.” starlet overturned on Interstate 85 in Dinwiddie, Virginia—about 40 miles south of Richmond—around 8:15 a.m. Friday morning. More »

First, she flubbed a lyric from her paparazzi-baiting single “Fly On The Wall” during a British TV appearance, prompting the country’s scandal-happy press to flip out just a little bit; then, Miley Cyrus‘ Twitter—which the pop sensation seems sort of addicted to—got hacked by some prankster who wasn’t quite sure just how to spell his (or her!) victim’s name, thus causing the account to be suspended by the microblogging service’s higher-ups. I’m waiting for all of these screw-ups to be hailed as yet another part of God’s big plan for all of us, but in the interim, let’s savor the four best fake tweets from phony Miley.

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Miley Cyrus‘ new single “The Climb”—from the soundtrack for the Hannah Montana movie, which comes out in April—is a goopy ballad about life’s journey being more important than hitting heights in a quick matter, which of course is a believable sentiment from someone whose fame caused a Federal Reserve investigation before she could even drive her own car. The video is a CGI’d-to-death affair full of montages where Miley pensively watches computer-animated horses and stands in the rain and writhes in front of a movie screen; those are spliced between scenes from the film, in which young Hannah escapes her two worlds by taking “a trip to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee to get some perspective on what matters in life the most.” Perhaps she will also get some sort of divine inspiration during the course of the movie? OK, probably not. Clip after the jump.

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