Despite its
Entertainment Weekly cover-story-garnering,
Billboard chart-topping, near-universal acclaim, there are
those of you* who, like me, think
Stripper! Turned! Writer! and Oscar-nominated
Juno uberhack Diablo Cody was sent as an emissary from the quirkiest circle of hell to torture us with her agonizingly overworked slanguage, insufferable hipster manque caricatures, and plot points that are indie movie cliches inbred until they're cross-eyed and unable to walk properly. And those folks will be delighted to learn that Ms. Cody's next feature—a comedy-horror film involving cheerleaders, demons, and more forced, semi-comprehensible sass than one script can withstand—is now
rumored to be courting two real-life emo stars to possibly play Nikolai, frontman for the film's "Satanic emo band." Yeah, we know.
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