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Putting The "Life" In "The Afterlife": A Guide To Rock N' Roll Heaven

When musicians die, they don't just go to heaven—they go to rock and roll heaven, where, as we understand it, they surround themselves with other performersand occasionally get together for an all-star rendition of "Purple Haze." And ever since the invention of airbrushing, numerous brave souls have done their best to portray this wondrous world, with varying results. After the click-through, a gallery of some of their finest work, plus our tips for aspiring artists: More »

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What You Know About That: T.I. Has Mad Technical Skills

Editors's note: From time to time, Idolator directs your computer questions to rapper T.I., who just happens to have been trained as an I.T. After the click-through, his thoughtful advice on how to be the "king" of the tech-geek doman.

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Surprisingly, Vladimir Putin Does Not Listen To "Toxic"

An interesting Russian music news item from late last week: More »

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EXCLUSIVE: The Britney Spears Letter She Maybe Sort Of Didn't Want You To See

As you'll no doubt read a zillion times, Britney Spears posted a letter addressing her recent lack of underwear on her website today. However, if you root around on the site's source code and do some Google cache searches, you'll find the original letter, which went up around 3:34 A.M., and was quickly taken down. We couldn't get a screenshot, but a full transcription follows... More »

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Hugo Chavez Refuses To Download Illegally

From today's Scotland Sunday Herald: More »

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Exclusive: Britney And Kevin's Final Text Act

As many of you already know, Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline Monday afternoon; what some of you may not know is that Britney reportedly did this via text-message. As it turns out, Idolator is buddy-buddy with somebody who works at Britney's network provider, and they hooked us up with the actual back-and-forth exchange. After the click-through, a poignant behind-the-scenes at the moment America's innocence changed forever. More »

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R.I.P. YouTube: A Video Eulogy

You can remain in denial as long as you want, but we at Idolator have finally come to grips with the fact that more than a week after the being bought out by Google, the joyous, copyright-free playground that was YouTube is now dead. The music labels are stepping up their threats, videos are being plucked like woah, and the site's charts look like they've been hijacked by the man. More »

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Idolator Presents: The Greatest Public-Access Music Videos Of All Time, Take 4

Another week, another overview of the best low-budget music videos on YouTube. Many thanks to the tipsters who have been alerting us to the rare gems featured after the click-through; if it weren't for you guys, we wouldn't have had the pleasure of meeting the likes of Marko Nadsworth and BJ The Messenger. More »

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Kim Jong Il Loves "Licensed To Ill"

From yesterday's Australian:
NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-il made his first public appearance since last week's nuclear test, taking in a song and dance performance...Kim was accompanied by several top North Korean officials as they watched performers sing the praises of the communist state and Kim's leadership with songs such as "Love of Comrades" and "Always looking up to the Leader," [a North Korean news agency] reported.
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Diana Ross Just Wants To Help

So apparently the Queen of Motown wants to share her years of wisdom with the kids:

Soul legend DIANA ROSS has offered to give advice on how to enjoy a long career to superstars including BEYONCE KNOWLES, ALICIA KEYS and MARIAH CAREY. The 62-year-old has enjoyed more than 40 successful years in the music industry and is keen to pass her wisdom onto the current generation of female artists.
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Idolator Called It: The Greatest Day Of Our Nearly One-Month-Old Existence

A few weeks ago, we heard that David Mays and Benzino—the two weasels who nearly ran The Source magazine into the ground—were launching a new magazine called Hip-Hop Weekly. "Wouldn't it be kinda chuckle-inducing," we thought, "to make our own fake Hip-Hop Weekly cover? A cover so cynical and moronic and debasing that it couldn't possibly be real?" And so we did. Kinda funny, right? Nobody would ever believe in something so stupid, right? More »

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An Idolator Exclusive: The "Hip Hop Weekly" Debut Issue

As you may have heard, next Monday is the launch date for Hip Hop Weekly, a new rap magazine from David Mays and Benzino, the charmless knuckleheads who helped bring you The Source. Idolator scored an exclusive first look at the magazine's debut issue—which, as Mays promised, certainly brings "the realness." More »

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Idolator Presents: The Greatest Public-Access Videos Of All Time, Take III

Now that YouTube has been sucked up by Google, who knows what will happen to its vast treasure trove of public-access gems? We're hoping the big new bosses don't try to assume control over the numerous locally produced oddities on the site, but then again, we're old enough to remember what happened when Wayne and Garth sold out to Rob Lowe. More »

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Idolator Presents: The Greatest Public-Access Music Videos Of All Time, Part II

Ye asked, and now ye shall receive: After last week's somewhat-heralded round-up of some of the best music videos to ever make it to the public-access airwaves, we gladly (and humbly) unveil the sequel. After the click-through, please join us for a delightful rogue's gallery of wannabe rappers, rockers and Robert Palmers. More »

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Exclusive: When Jay-Z Met Gwynnie

As those of you who read NME already know, Jay-Z, Chris Martin, and Gwyneth Paltrow teamed up last night for Jay's show at the Royal Albert Hall in London. As it turned out, one of Idolator's far-flung correspondents was backstage, and happened to witness the trio's awkward encounter; our first-hand account follows after the click-through. More »

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Exclusive: When Whitney Met Courtney--The Transcript

As you may have heard, Us Weekly is reporting that Courtney Love and record mogul Clive Davis teamed up to convince Whitney Houston to see an addiction coach. What you may not have heard is that their conversation was taped by one of the parties, who sent it to Idolator's inbox. While we can't host the MP3 (we're not that stupid), we've been authorized to print a transcript, which follows after the jump. More »

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Idolator Presents: The Five Greatest Public-Access Music Videos Of All Time

Long ago, before the Internet and YouTube came along, you actually had to work to prove how untalented you were. Becoming famous was much more difficult back then, and there were but a handful of venues in which amateur musicians—people who insisted they were going to make it big, much to their friends' and families' chagrin—could strut their stuff. If they were really lucky, maybe they could get a few minutes at an open-mic night; but for most of them, the only way to follow their ill-advised dreams was by appearing on their local public-access television station. Anyone could get a show, it seemed, and all you needed was a clunky microphone, a cameraman, and a 4 a.m. time-slot to be able to watch yourself on television. More »