Some Of Your Friends Are Already This Sponsored By Denny's
Ah, Denny's. Whenever I'm back in my hometown, I love being able to hit you up 24-7 for a spicy buffalo chicken melt. (Except Christmas. Why do you close on Christmas? You think me and my townie friends aren't out drinking that night?) Due to my high tolerance for your cuisine, I'd probably gain 100 pounds if I was in one of the several rock bands you've "adopted" as part of your Denny's All Nighter campaign. You let a band on tour eat for free, and all they have to do is smile for the cameras and throw wild afterparties at select locations! Bands like Taking Back Sunday, Eagles Of Death Metal, and the All-American Rejects are even creating their own dishes! Somebody, bring back the Breakfast Dagwood!!! It rocked!!! More »








