Posts Tagged “Janet Jackson”
Inevitable Denouements Dept.
show business for ugly people
What with all the controversy over certain campaigns using certain songs this season, it was enlightening to read Hillary Clinton adviser/music blogger Howard Wolfson's discussion of how the Clinton campaign went about branding itself musically earlier this year, a decision that was quite fraught because of her Senatorial run's use of Billy Joel's "Captain Jack." (Seriously! "Captain Jack"! Was Hillary running on a "getting the people of New York high tonight" platform in 1999?) Wolfson ran down a few potential theme songs that were shot down for various reasons by Clinton insiders in today's New York Times:
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nontroversies
Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu Tour has been having a rough go of it lately, what with shows being canceled due to Jackson's bouts with vertigo, LL Cool J's departure from the opening slot, and rumors of lousy ticket sales. And now comes the latest insult: Jackson had to trim a three-song segment from her set list while performing in Detroit last night, thanks to Michigan laws that prohibit simulated sex in public places. "Janet did not want to disappoint her Detroit-area fans again," Jackson's manager Kenneth Crear told Billboard, "so we adhered to Michigan's state ordinance and trimmed the 'Discipline' segment of the show so it would not be canceled." Not to mention that the show would get more publicity for being "too sexy"! It's just like the Super Bowl, except Jackson has a worse hairdo this time out. Anyway, Jackson apologized for the lack of sexiness during her show's encore—but she didn't mention that anyone who was feeling cheated by The Michigan Man could see the segment on YouTube!
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Janet Jackson: Less Sex Is More Publicity
Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu Tour has been having a rough go of it lately, what with shows being canceled due to Jackson's bouts with vertigo, LL Cool J's departure from the opening slot, and rumors of lousy ticket sales. And now comes the latest insult: Jackson had to trim a three-song segment from her set list while performing in Detroit last night, thanks to Michigan laws that prohibit simulated sex in public places. "Janet did not want to disappoint her Detroit-area fans again," Jackson's manager Kenneth Crear told Billboard, "so we adhered to Michigan's state ordinance and trimmed the 'Discipline' segment of the show so it would not be canceled." Not to mention that the show would get more publicity for being "too sexy"! It's just like the Super Bowl, except Jackson has a worse hairdo this time out. Anyway, Jackson apologized for the lack of sexiness during her show's encore—but she didn't mention that anyone who was feeling cheated by The Michigan Man could see the segment on YouTube!
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cancellations
LL Cool J has pulled out of Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu Tour due to "scheduling conflicts" that cropped up after Jackson had to reschedule a bunch of shows because of a bout with vertigo. No word on who's going to replace LL on the dates yet, but whoever signs on might want to stock up on their good luck charms before hitting the road. [AP]
LL Cool J To Janet Jackson: "Smell You Later"
LL Cool J has pulled out of Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu Tour due to "scheduling conflicts" that cropped up after Jackson had to reschedule a bunch of shows because of a bout with vertigo. No word on who's going to replace LL on the dates yet, but whoever signs on might want to stock up on their good luck charms before hitting the road. [AP]
somethin 4 the weekend
Wednesday night I spent $16 on jukeboxes at two establishments in New York City. Sixteen dollars! That could buy, I don't know, three pints of ice cream at the bodega down the block. But I felt like the investment was worth it, particularly at the second bar I visited, where six Washingtons allowed me to blare 19 songs throughout the bar and my friend and I were pretty much the only customers left in the place. Not that other patrons would have stopped me from playing the Monkees' "Valleri" and the Raincoats' "In Love"*; after all, the huge catalogs of the Internet-jukebox era have made it a lot easier to impose your tastes on others, even if doing so costs you an extra credit per song. So this weekend, I wonder: What songs will you always play on a jukebox if you have some unused dollar bills rustling around your wallet? Five songs that I have no problem dropping 25 to 100 cents on after the jump.
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What Are Your Jukebox Staples?
Wednesday night I spent $16 on jukeboxes at two establishments in New York City. Sixteen dollars! That could buy, I don't know, three pints of ice cream at the bodega down the block. But I felt like the investment was worth it, particularly at the second bar I visited, where six Washingtons allowed me to blare 19 songs throughout the bar and my friend and I were pretty much the only customers left in the place. Not that other patrons would have stopped me from playing the Monkees' "Valleri" and the Raincoats' "In Love"*; after all, the huge catalogs of the Internet-jukebox era have made it a lot easier to impose your tastes on others, even if doing so costs you an extra credit per song. So this weekend, I wonder: What songs will you always play on a jukebox if you have some unused dollar bills rustling around your wallet? Five songs that I have no problem dropping 25 to 100 cents on after the jump.
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snits
There's still a month or so left on the Janet Jackson/LL Cool J tour (get psyched, Connecticut!), but if the music industry were to have what seems to be its way, the Oct. 22 Dallas date would be both acts' music biz retirement party.
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Janet Jackson And LL Cool J's Last Tour Stop: Obscurity?
There's still a month or so left on the Janet Jackson/LL Cool J tour (get psyched, Connecticut!), but if the music industry were to have what seems to be its way, the Oct. 22 Dallas date would be both acts' music biz retirement party.
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the last word
I've been watching videos from Janet Jackson's tour and getting kinda sad—thanks to Janet's oversexed listlesssness, lip-syncing, and absolutely awful outfits—but as one who's always willing to give people who have made some of my favorite records the benefit of the doubt, I figured I'd let people who were actually at the show weigh in on the evening. So here's a special edition of The Last Word, in which we bundle together the kickers of new-music reviews, devoted to writeups of her show earlier this week at the Staples Center in Los Angles: More »
Janet Jackson Is Not Just A Crotch-Grabber
I've been watching videos from Janet Jackson's tour and getting kinda sad—thanks to Janet's oversexed listlesssness, lip-syncing, and absolutely awful outfits—but as one who's always willing to give people who have made some of my favorite records the benefit of the doubt, I figured I'd let people who were actually at the show weigh in on the evening. So here's a special edition of The Last Word, in which we bundle together the kickers of new-music reviews, devoted to writeups of her show earlier this week at the Staples Center in Los Angles: More »
sibling rivalry: it's torture
The Jacksons Almost Reunite On Stage Yet Again
Last night's BMI Urban Awards in Los Angeles honored the Jacksons for "lifetime achievement," and featured Lloyd singing "I'll Be There," which sadly has not shown up on YouTube yet. Of the six Jacksons who performed with the singing group, Michael and Jermaine were missing, a fractured state that caused reporters to ask where the self-proclaimed King Of Pop was—and Marlon to crack that he was "in Egypt riding a camel or something"—but no questions about the wherabouts of Jermaine. Sure, his current stretch of reality-TV appearances makes him a bit less of a mystery, but don't reporters know that it's unsubtle sibling-related snubs like these that make the full-on reunion they're craving less and less of a possibility? You'd think every entertainment reporter out there was an only child, I tell you. [AP / YouTube]
track eight mind
Today is the day to get all nutso about eights, or, maybe to just get nutso, if you have Olympic and/or Jonas Brothers and/or Boredoms-drum-extravaganza fever. (Woe to the person who's suffering from all three.) All the eight-related hoopla got me to thinking about how the eighth track on many an album is a hit-or-miss proposition; particularly on longer albums in the CD era, it serves as something of a midpoint, and albums become unfocused and maybe stick their not-as-good tracks in there. For example: track eight on Appetite For Destruction, for example, is the OK-but-not-great "Think About You," while track eight on Nevermind is the relatively irritating to my ears "Drain You." And not to be all lazy-Google-research about this, but the phrase "track 8 is my favorite" only has 22 hits on the search engine; spell out the word "eight," and you're down to four.) Anyway, I decided to root through my collection and find some outstanding examples of an album's eighth track—eight, in fact. They're unordered, although the last one on the list is probably my favorite (and I found an amazing live version of it, to boot). Feel free to add your own!
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Crazy For Eight: Let's Make A Mix Consisting Of Albums' Eighth Tracks
mamma khia!
Khia, disqualified Miss Rap Supreme contestant and author of "My Neck, My Back," has launched a busload of blog beef, occasioned in part by her leaving Big Cat Records two weeks before the release of her new album, Nasti Muzik 08. She claims that the label wrote her a bad check and gave her nothing in the way of promotion. "So guess what????? Say hello to my little Jewish friend........ You know dat Im gonna laugh all the way to the bank dontcha??? Yall betta have all yall receipts, invoices and budgets together.... Cuz Im bout to sue the hell out yall assess!!!!!!" Khia also takes issue with those who haven't signed her, like Jermaine Dupri, who claimed on Hot 97 that Khia was "ungrateful" for the attention she received from being on Janet Jackson's 2006 flop "So Excited." Khia, unsurprisingly, thinks the real problem is that Dupri's gay and Jackson's menopausal. "Now run and tell dat!!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!!!!"
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Khia Hates On Janet And Broke-Ass Record Execs, Craves Lil Wayne's Lollipop
fantasy music league
If a cheeky keyboard-driven outfit were to craft a peppy minor hit out of an 18-year-old soft-rock song, similar to the way the Canadian outfit Kon Kan transformed Lynn Anderson's "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden" into their U.S. top 20 track "I Beg Your Pardon," what song would you pick to be rescued from the pop history books? Feel free to ponder this question while noting the lyrical back-and-forth between the Kon Kan track and the Anderson song, which I've placed after the jump. More »
I Beg Your Pardon, But The Time For A Response Song To An Old Pop Chestnut Is Long Overdue
If a cheeky keyboard-driven outfit were to craft a peppy minor hit out of an 18-year-old soft-rock song, similar to the way the Canadian outfit Kon Kan transformed Lynn Anderson's "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden" into their U.S. top 20 track "I Beg Your Pardon," what song would you pick to be rescued from the pop history books? Feel free to ponder this question while noting the lyrical back-and-forth between the Kon Kan track and the Anderson song, which I've placed after the jump. More »
burning questions
Fluxblog proprietor Matthew Perpetua has a plea for all those indie musicians out there who want to make music that can be described by the terms "limp psychedelic folk, faux-Animal Collective bullshitting, [or] lame-ass attempts at mimicking the Jesus & Mary Chain and My Bloody Valentine": Get new influences, please. He takes his first such shot across the bow of schmindie today, launching a series called, simply, "Your New Influences" that asks musicians to think about what makes great songs tick, even (especially?) if said tracks venture far beyond the usual lump of guitar-drone goo. His first suggestion is a great one—Janet Jackson's fire-breathing 1989 track "Miss You Much," which he's recommending because of its Jimmy Jam/Terry Lewis production, because Rhythm Nation 1814's overall aesthetic can be gleaned from just one listen, and because it's a firecracker of a song. More »
Does Indie Need To Be More Influenced By Janet Jackson?
Fluxblog proprietor Matthew Perpetua has a plea for all those indie musicians out there who want to make music that can be described by the terms "limp psychedelic folk, faux-Animal Collective bullshitting, [or] lame-ass attempts at mimicking the Jesus & Mary Chain and My Bloody Valentine": Get new influences, please. He takes his first such shot across the bow of schmindie today, launching a series called, simply, "Your New Influences" that asks musicians to think about what makes great songs tick, even (especially?) if said tracks venture far beyond the usual lump of guitar-drone goo. His first suggestion is a great one—Janet Jackson's fire-breathing 1989 track "Miss You Much," which he's recommending because of its Jimmy Jam/Terry Lewis production, because Rhythm Nation 1814's overall aesthetic can be gleaned from just one listen, and because it's a firecracker of a song. More »
everybody bloats... sometimes
Today's completely dubious claim about why an arm of the music industry might be hurting comes from Wired's Scott Thill, who wrote in response to R.E.M.'s new, ad-agency-created video for "Man-Sized Wreath": "Music videos aren't dead, they're just dying, and they're dying because of bloated videos like 'Everybody Hurts.' When fans can use their favorite songs to make their amateur films without fear of losing their comparatively miniscule cookie jars, then the new age of promotional video will be here at last." Say what?
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Five Videos That Are More Bloated Than A Belly After A Beer-And-Fries Binge
what have you sung for us lately?
Janet Jackson has some ambitious plans for her upcoming tour. "My true goal is to try at least do every single that I've ever had. So, I've got to figure out a way to fit this in two hours, and yet give them enough of each song so that they don't feel hungry for more of that song in particular." Wow! If we generously qualify "single" as songs with American-released videos (and ignore some airplay-charting B-sides), that's still more than 30 tracks. Seeing as how she's probably too proud to just ignore everything she's done since the wardrobe malfunction, I've got five post-Rhythm Nation 1814 (the singles on that and Control are unfuckwithable) songs that she might think about just yelling the title of in the middle of a medley.
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Five Singles Janet Jackson Shouldn't Bother Relearning For Her Tour
crash landings
Hey, remember that Janet Jackson album that came out a few months ago? Debuted at No. 1, swiftly dropped off the charts afterward? No? Well, apparently Island Def Jam, Janet's label, is trying to put it out of its collective mind, too. During a conference call about her upcoming tour, she told reporters that there probably wouldn't be another single from the album: "We started off with 'Feedback' and the label and myself haven't quite seen eye to eye since the 'Feedback' single so they've kind of basically stopped all promotion. I'm trying to figure out a way to say this, but just to say it and to be quite honest, they just stopped all promotion whatsoever on the album so I don't think you're going to hear another single off this album." I guess Island Def Jam has figured that 392,000 copies sold is as good as it's going to get. (For its part, a label rep told Billboard that while IDJ hasn't "experienced the results [it] would have liked with this new album," the people over there "respect and support Janet.") What happened, Janet?
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Janet Jackson's Label Not-So-Subtly Hinting "Discipline" Was A Flop
Hey, remember that Janet Jackson album that came out a few months ago? Debuted at No. 1, swiftly dropped off the charts afterward? No? Well, apparently Island Def Jam, Janet's label, is trying to put it out of its collective mind, too. During a conference call about her upcoming tour, she told reporters that there probably wouldn't be another single from the album: "We started off with 'Feedback' and the label and myself haven't quite seen eye to eye since the 'Feedback' single so they've kind of basically stopped all promotion. I'm trying to figure out a way to say this, but just to say it and to be quite honest, they just stopped all promotion whatsoever on the album so I don't think you're going to hear another single off this album." I guess Island Def Jam has figured that 392,000 copies sold is as good as it's going to get. (For its part, a label rep told Billboard that while IDJ hasn't "experienced the results [it] would have liked with this new album," the people over there "respect and support Janet.") What happened, Janet?
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