Jennifer Lopez’ other personality, Lola (a requirement of being a pop diva these days) just released the single “Louboutins” off her new album Love? (question hers), which she’ll perform for the first time at the AMA’s this Sunday night. Will it stand up against other stiletto-loving songs, like “Red High Heels” by Kellie Pickler or “F*ck Me Pumps” by Amy Winehouse? Check it out for yourself after the jump: MORE »
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Jennifer Lopez Steps Out In Her ‘Louboutins’
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Dear Jennifer Lopez: Why Don’t You Just Take All Your Money And Go Away Somewhere Fancy, And Leave Us Alone?
Jennifer Lopez’s second attempt of 2009 at making people remember that she still considers herself a recording artist from time to time will be a Tricky/The-Dream collaboration called “Louboutins,” which she’ll perform at the American Music Awards next month. Because hey, what better way to entice your potential audience in a time where unemployment in the U.S. is officially hovering around the 10% mark (the real numbers are even less pretty) than to sing an ode to expensive shoes? It’s like Sex And The City never got canceled! $25 cosmos for everyone, you guys! MORE »
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No. 49: LL Cool J Feat. Jennifer Lopez, “Control Myself”
Don’t call it a comeback—instead, hit me on my Sidekick with that news, please. MORE »
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Jennifer Lopez Is Not Doing The Whole “Alter Ego” Thing All That Well
“Fresh Out The Oven,” the yeasty new single from the Jennifer Lopez alter-ego Lola, is apparently not a prelude to an entire album in which the determined diva takes on the persona of someone who likes to wear really complicated shoes. According to sources who were obligated to leak something positive about the song to People, “Oven” is merely a “fun” track that’ll serve as an amuse for the follow-up to her 2007 flop Brave. It’s going to be called Love?, and it is apparently set to drop in January. Just in time for the holiday season to be over and people to need something to spend their store credit on! MORE »
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Jennifer Lopez Enters The Flop-Record Protection Program
Apparently Jennifer Lopez is still worried that the stench of failed recording artist is still lingering over her, even though it’s been a full two years since her last album Brave dropped and subsequently sank like a stone. Her new single, the Pitbull-assisted “Fresh Out The Oven,” isn’t credited to Jennifer Lopez, or even to J. Lo; instead, the song is “by” the anonymous, uncomfortably shod “Lola,” who’s MySpace besties with the likes of Beyonce, Lady GaGa, and Lindsay Lohan. Will this identity shift result in Sasha Fierce-sized success, or is this project going to be J. Lo’s very own The Life Of Chris Gaines? Clip after the jump. MORE »
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MTV’s Booking People Will Not Let You Forget About Jennifer Lopez
In addition to letting slip that Jay-Z and Alicia Keys would grace this year’s Video Music Awards with a performance of their collaboration “Empire State of Mind,” MTV has announced more additions to its roster of presenters for Sunday night’s broadcast; among them are Canadian cutie Justin Bieber, Shakira, Pete Wentz, Gabe Saporta, Jack Black, and… Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez, really? I guess she still counts as a music-related celebrity—and who knows, maybe she’s prepping for a very belated deluxe reissue of the floptastic Brave! The night’s roster of performers and presenters after the jump. MORE »
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Having Amy Winehouse At Your Wedding Could Be Way More Expensive Than The Cost Of An Open Bar
Do any of you out there watch Bridezillas? I think it’s a telling commentary on the current moment that so many of the crazyperson weddings featured within are pretty low-budget affairs—hell, there was even one woman on the show who catered her own reception as a way of cutting costs. But really, who has money to throw around anymore in an era where Vh1’s “Fabulous Life Of…” specials are more interesting for the aftermath of their feature-ees, many of whom are currently broke and/or in jail and/or definitely not as “fabulous” as they were back in the day? Which is why this just-released list of “the most expensive wedding bands” (topped, of course, by the Rolling Stones) seems so oddly timed. I know August is a tough time for the music-news feature well, but in the post-Madoff era is there anyone with $8.176 million to blow on just the band? At least with that sort of food budget, you can get, like, an ice sculpture of the married couple. Anyway, the list of the big-money artists—which somehow includes Jennifer Lopez?!—after the jump. MORE »
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Seven-Word Reviews Of Seven New Pop Songs
This was one of those two-day stretches where pop leak blogs were in overdrive, thanks to the songs leaking from every crevice in the music industry’s crumbling firmament (including its artists’ own blogs). Who wins? Well, the ad sales team at RapidShare, for sure. As far as listeners’ fates, the results are decidedly more mixed, as you’ll see from the brief reviews of new songs by Kanye West and T-Pain, Green Day, Dr. Dre and T.I., the Black Eyed Peas, Depeche Mode, Jennifer Lopez, and Ciara located after the jump. MORE »
Jennifer Lopez Officially Not All That Famous Anymore
This will be the last “change [someone] can… MORE »
Ben Affleck, How Could You?
Ben Affleck has disavowed his appearance in the legendary video for his then-fiancee’s track “Jenny from the Block,” saying it nearly ruined his career. Ben, how could you say that? MORE »
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