Every year pop critics await the coming of January with a sense of trepidation and a healthy amount of schadenfreude, because it’s time for our own year-end analysis, Jason Gross’ annual rundown of year’s worst music writing. (Gross’ long-running look at the dregs of rock scribbling is actually part of a package of the worst and best music writing of the year. But c’mon, we all know which part we really care about.) And now that our trepidation has passed (nothing we wrote in ‘07 made it to Gross’ “Bottom Of The Barrel” category!), we can get to the schadenfreude (which of our peers did make it to Gross’ “Bottom Of The Barrel” category?).
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The Worst Music Writing Of The Year: Is This The Best We Could Do?
Jackson <s>5</s> 4 Show Up To Ring In The New Year
Thanks to soulbounce for reminding us of Jermaine Dupri’s assertion that the Jackson 5 would show up at his Atlanta club Studio 72 on New Year’s Eve. More »
Jermaine Dupri Is Going To Bring The Jackson 5 To Atlanta, Come Hell, High Water, Or High Winds
At least, that’s what he claimed on his radio show the other night, in typically understated fashion. The hip-hop impresario counts among his holdings the Atlanta club Studio 72, and he’s throwing a Jackson 5-themed New Year’s Eve party this year. And the theme is so driving the party, Michael, Marlon, Jermaine, Tito, and Jackie–and maybe, just for good measure, Dupri’s girlfriend Janet–are all going to be there! (Maybe.)
Mickey Avalon Now Set To Ruin Phones, Reruns Of <em>The Wayans Brothers</em>
“Is that Mickey fucking Avalon?” Maura asked when I showed her this photo. Why, yes it is! It seems the way-past-his-15 novelty “sleazeball” “rapper” has been tapped by Boost Mobile to irritate us on a variety of media platforms, along with his new friends the Snowman and some guy who hates iTunes.
Jermaine Dupri Is Willing To Screw You Over For The Sake Of A Good Album
Did you know shrimpy hip-hop mogul Jermaine Durpri was a blogger on The Huffington Post? Neither did we! Yet there he was yesterday with his second post already, wherein he praises Jay-Z for his “decision not to let iTunes break up his American Gangster album and sell it as single tracks.” And it seems JD is already taking swimmingly to the blog format, penning an impassioned (and totally bullshit) 1,300 word rant-cum-manifesto about how the record labels can (and should!) take back control of the industry from both evil Steve Jobs and his hypnotized minion, the music consumer.
Jermaine Dupri Is Making Himself At Home At Def Jam
You just started a new gig at a company that has had its share of problems lately–including underperforming releases, executive squabbling, and reported layoffs. So what do you do to really make your mark? Why, bring your girlfriend over to drop a record or two, even though her last album was an expensive failure:
Jermaine Dupri’s Publicist Probably Not Thrilled About His Blogging
Mini-mogul Jermaine Dupri’s exit from Virgin is now official, and he’s taken to his MySpace blog to let everyone know how he’s doing (stick a huge sic over the next few grafs): what up yall long time no talk as you probly herd i been goin to war with virgin over the lack of… More »
What Wacky Predicament Will Jermaine Dupri Find Himself In Next?
Thanks to his girlfriend’s disastrous new record, hyphenate midget Jermaine Dupri has lost his job as the urban-music head at Virgin Records. More »



















