Papa Joe Simpson, last seen attempting to hawk pictures of Ashlee's pregnant belly (a new kind of lovely lady lump for pops), has signed a sales and distribution deal with EMI Records, ak.a. the guys who are
banking it all on Coldplay's Viva La Vida. What does this mean for you, the music lover? Well, not only will Ryan Cabrera's next album have a promotional budget, we might be introduced to Russian pop singer and latest Papa Joe signee An-Ya in a big way. Want a sneak preview? Please enjoy "Catch Me," a tribute to drag racing, "Toxic," frenetic chest thrusts, and the female ass.
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Pimp daddy Joe Simpson on the bouncers who got into a scuffle with him, Pete Wentz, and daughter Ashlee on Sunday night in Las Vegas: "[They're] just mad they make $12 an hour." On the bright side, we now have a definitive leader in the "first against the wall when the inevitably bloody class war comes" race. (Donald Trump must be so relieved.) [
