Idolator: khia

Khia Hates On Janet And Broke-Ass Record Execs, Craves Lil Wayne's Lollipop

Anthony Miccio — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:15:00 EDT

Khia, disqualified Miss Rap Supreme contestant and author of "My Neck, My Back," has launched a busload of blog beef, occasioned in part by her leaving Big Cat Records two weeks before the release of her new album, Nasti Muzik 08. She claims that the label wrote her a bad check and gave her nothing in the way of promotion. "So guess what????? Say hello to my little Jewish friend........ You know dat Im gonna laugh all the way to the bank dontcha??? Yall betta have all yall receipts, invoices and budgets together.... Cuz Im bout to sue the hell out yall assess!!!!!!" Khia also takes issue with those who haven't signed her, like Jermaine Dupri, who claimed on Hot 97 that Khia was "ungrateful" for the attention she received from being on Janet Jackson's 2006 flop "So Excited." Khia, unsurprisingly, thinks the real problem is that Dupri's gay and Jackson's menopausal. "Now run and tell dat!!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!!!!"

Nowwwwwwww...... Jermaine Dupri...... I hear you was on Hot 97 in New York... Talking bout how I was ungrateful............. And Miss Jones was FIRED right after dat!!!!!! If I'm ungrateful about anything its about the fact of how I SAVED the day for JANET..... And I couldn't even be in the VIDEO.....But dats old news so why are we even still talking about it????? Janet's album Flopped and DATS dat!!!!! I'm sorry....... Janet.....I hear you been going thru the CHANGE.... So maybe dats why you were MOODY and didn't want me in the VIDEO dat day!!!! I guess 40 is not the new 20????

If I am disappointed about anything......... Its because you DIDN'T sign me, after I had already proven to you that I can sell records!!!! Is it because I am not little like BOW WOW??? Is it because I don't wear my pants backwards with my boxers showing like Kriss-Kross??????..... You are Michael Jackson's little sister's boyfriend!!!!!! Is Chris Stokes your cousin??? Now dats the REAL disappointment!!!!! Are you gonna join Janet at the Jungle dis weekend, the hot GAY bar in Atlanta?? If so, I will see you then!!!! SOUND OFF....... And Noooooooo...... I don't wanna buy no DAMN BOY SCOUT COOKIES!!!! It's something funny bout GROWN men running around with little boys in uniforms..... Tell Janet to lay off the HUSTLER and COCO DORM SEX Tapes!!!!! Another man is beating YOUR TIME!!! Give it to em raw and RINSE dat strap off.........Now run and tell dat!!!!!! Nasti Muzik 08!!!!!

While Khia may be "sick and tired of FUCK Niggas claiming to produce albums and take credit for shit dat dey wish dey could do," she does still dream that someday her prince may come.

50 cent where you at??????? At least then I couda got a DAMN VIDEO!!!!!! GGGGGGG-UNIT!!!!!!!! Im da BITCH ya need... But dats okay cuz after Nasti Muzik drop on July 22nd, I aint gone need nann nigga for shit!!! If I make it....... We all make it.... Nasti Muzik 08!!!!!!

Hell, her prince may have already came.

...All yall dats leakin the album.... Thank you.... Cuz all yall leakin is dat straight fye.......... Yall haterz leaked my baby's album too and he sold a 1Million copies the first week!!!! Yall heard what my baby Weezy said......... Yo neck, Yo back..... It's funny how dat song aint got old yet????? To us......It's only just begun....... Thank you for the plug.... DADDY!!! I love licking the RAPPER....... Forward and backwards.......Nasti Muzik 08!!!!!!!!

Trina has yet to comment on that one.

Big Cat BROKE ASS RECORDS, Jermaine Dupri and Wacky Hoe done tried the QUEEN!!! [Khia's MySpace]

Khia Unimpressed By Trina's Latest Demands For Cunnilingus

Anthony Miccio — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:40:00 EDT

"U STILL THE HOE U ALWAYS BEEN. AND HOES DONT GET NO RESPECT!!!!!! PUPPETTTTTT!!!!" Harsh! Looks like the vicious feud between sexually demanding rappers Khia and Trina didn't end in 2006. Khia, author of "My Neck, My Back" and ringer on VH1's upcoming Miss Rap Supreme, went to Target Tuesday and bought Trina's new CD, Still Da Baddest, just so she could give it a track by track review (hopefully the only one that will mock Trina's '06 miscarriage and contain the phrase "I OUGHT TO TAKE OFF MY BIG RED CLOWN SHOE AND KICK U IN UR BIG BOBBLE HEAD!!!!!!!!").

ONCE AGAIN ON APRIL FOOLS DAY, EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS A JOKE. I GOT OUT OF MY BED, PUT ON MY STILLETTO'S AND WENT TO TARGET TO GET DA NASTIEST BITCH'S ALBUM!!!!!! I HOPE DAT BITCH DOES DA SAME. SEE...... WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER!!!! REMEMBER??????? SO I DID..... I BOUGHT IT!!! AND ONCE AGAIN IT WAS A DISSAPPOINTMENT!!! MY RECOMMENDATION...... PLEASE DONT WASTE UR TIME OR UR MONEY!!! BURN IT, BOOTLEG IT, RIP IT BUT PLEASE DONT WASTE UR MONEY. GO GET A 7 WIT DAT!!! I SUFFERED FO YALL.....ITS OK..... I GOT YALL.... NASTI MUZIK O8!!!!! HERE IS MY REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!

...TRACK 4: SINGLE AGAIN

HATED IT!!!! WE GIVE DAT SHYT TWO THUMBS DOWN!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN BUT NOT BY CHOICE...... HOE WEEZYYY WOKE UP!!! HE DONT LUV U HOE!!!! U SINGLE AGAIN CUZ HE LEFT UR DOG ASS!!! HOE WHAT U GONE NAME YA BABY? BABYYYY? CUZ IN 98 U WAS FUCKING BABY!!! U AINT MARRIED YET????? U CANT TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE. CUZ U LOOKED A HOT MESS IN DAT WHITE WEDDING DRESS!!! ALL WHITE IS NOT FO U!!! STICK TO DA STRIPPA SHOES!!! OR WRITE A BOOK LIKE UR TWIN SISTA....SUPAHEAD!!! CUZ ITS OBVIOUS U CANT SELL NO RECORDS. MY RECOMMENDATION..........PORN!!! OH, MY BAD, UR BODY IS DETERIORATING AND NOBODY WANNA FUCK U NO MOE!!! TRY A BLOW UP BOBBLE HEAD TRINA DOLL!!! CUZ UR PERFUME AINT SELLING EITHER!!!

Why couldn't Biggie and Tupac have settled it like this? Maybe Trina will walk down to Best Buy later this spring and give Khia's Nasty Muzik similar consideration.

TRINA STILL DA NASTIEST ALBUM REVIEW [Khia's Myspace Blog, via Oh No]
What's Beef? (NSFW) [Shan2001's Journal]
[Photo: Getty Images]

"Miss Rap Supreme" Brings In A Ringer

Maura Johnston — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:00:20 EDT

The follow-up to last year's ego trip's (White) Rapper Show debuts on VH1 next month, and as previously reported, it's going to focus on the ladies. ego trip's Miss Rap Supreme will be hosted by MC Serch and Yo-Yo, and it'll offer one of 10 ladies residing in a Los Angeles compound known as the "Fembassy" (seriously?) a lump sum of $100,000 and the title of Miss Rap Supreme. The contestants are pictured above, and if one of them looks vaguely familiar to you, well, you're not mistaken:

It's Khia! Yes, the woman who brought you "My Neck, My Back"—more recently notorious for serving as a Janet Jackson foil/not-very-gay-friendly advice columnist—is going to be on the show, and I'm wondering if her big-budget past won't inspire some ire from her fellow Fembassy dwellers. If one of the challenges involves writing a freestyle for a sports team, you'll know that the fix is in.

Khia, Khia, Khia [Crunk & Disorderly; HT Dan Gibson]
TV Roundup: Toccara Goes Off / VH1's Miss Rap Supreme [Concrete Loop]
Yo-Yo Searches For 'Miss Rap Supreme' [Billboard]

Khia's Pearls Of Wisdom

jharv — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 12:50:00 EST

Over the next week, Fresh at Crunk And Disorderly has promised us a preview, updated daily, of blush-inducing rapper Khia's "advice" column "Tough Love," and after you read this excerpt of her reply to a young gentleman worried about coming out of the closet, you'll wonder why she hasn't been snatched up by the Advocate already.

Come on now, let's play fair. If you want dick, say it loud and proud, don't keep secrets and leave people in the blind...There's so many homo thugs out there, damn another one down. Ladies please strap up. The thugs ain't safe no more, no disrespect to the gay men out there. Hell I love me some dick too but damn stop stalking out all our men. We have enough problems with the bitches, it's 20 to 1. Lord please let my people go, hello!!!!!

Now that's the kind of tongue-lashing you'd never get from Dear Abby.

Ask Khia [Crunk And Disorderly]

What A Good Sport: Khia Gives It Up For The Nets

mjohnston — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:19:04 EDT

With the MLB playoffs starting this week, we're thinking about team-spirited songs like the AOR-riffic "Let's Go Mets," which was written in honor of the world champion '86 team. There have been more: your "Super Bowl Shuffle," your "Blinded By the Giants," your Pearl Jam covers by Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo.

But there's one that's on a totally different plane: Khia's 2002 New Jersey Nets-hailing revision of her absolutely filthy song "My Neck, My Back." The sporty version is below; if anyone can come up with a more egregious retrofitting of a song for the purposes of propping up a team's ego, please let us know in the comments. For us, though, turning Khia's ode to feasting on her nether regions into anti-Shaq propaganda is hard to top.

~~Khia - The Nets Are Back~~ [MP3, link expired]