The World Music Awards, the annual celebration of people who buy records to which none of those people are invited unless they pony up $22k on top of what they’ve already spent on albums, has given original host Lindsay Lohan the boot, presumably because she wasn’t dignified enough to host a semi-useless awards show that airs on myNetworkTV weeks after it actually happens. Lohan’s replacement: E! reality-TV star and former Wild Thing Denise Richards. (Who, it should be noted, has never put out a record. Burn!) I personally would have checked to see if the Shyguy who performed with Akon at last year’s ceremony was available, but I guess the WMA organizers didn’t want to get too classy in honor of its 20th anniversary. MORE »
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Finding A Host For The World Music Awards: It’s Complicated
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Lindsay Lohan Has This Sarah Palin Thing Figured Out
Sitting here makes me think about the fact that… MORE »
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The “special guest” who came out during Perry Farrell’s DJ set at Lollapalooza was none other than famous lesbian Samantha Ronson. How cutting edge are her playlist skills? So next-level, she’s not embarrassed to spin a song that her stepdad played on. MORE »
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The “special guest” who came out during Perry Farrell’s DJ set at Lollapalooza was none other than famous lesbian Samantha Ronson. How cutting edge are her playlist skills? So next-level, she’s not embarrassed to spin a song that her stepdad played on. MORE »
The gossip pages are incoherent at the best of times, but this “portrait” of Samantha Ronson, aimed at folks who barely grasp the real-world role of Ronson’s GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND A THOUSAND TIMES GIRLFRIEND Lindsay Lohan, is a doozy. MORE »
The gossip pages are incoherent at the best of times, but this “portrait” of Samantha Ronson, aimed at folks who barely grasp the real-world role of Ronson’s GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND A THOUSAND TIMES GIRLFRIEND Lindsay Lohan, is a doozy. MORE »
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N*E*R*D Get Their Cobrasnake On
Lindsay Lohan, Kanye West, and a guy dressed up like a giant nose show up in the video for “Everybody Nose,” the predictably annoying new single from N*E*R*D. Coked-out potential American Apparel models strike awkward poses for Pharrell as he and his bandmates yell “achoo! achoo!” and get caught in a mosh. Ironically, this track, both musically and lyrically, is meant as more of a critique of club culture than a celebration. MORE »
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Lindsay Lohan’s Long Island Roots Are Showing All Over Her New Single
Another Lindsay Lohan album? Why not, when everything else about the music business is in Titanic-redecoration mode? Thankfully, she seems to have given up on the overly parenthetical titles for “Bossy,” the first song from the album to leak. MORE »
N.E.R.D. Video Shoot Gets Bloody, Stars Dancing Nose
A N.E.R.D. video shoot featuring Lindsay Lohan and a giant, dancing nose turned even more tragic thanks to a bloody brawl between two extras on Wednesday night. Lohan and Kanye West, another visitor to the shoot for Pharrell and Co.’s ode to cocaine-inspired bathroom lines “Everybody Nose,” had already left the nightclub in Manhattan when the fight began. No word on whether the giant, dancing nose had been bloodied. MORE »
Lindsay Lohan’s Rehab Conquest’s Band Just As Lousy As You Might Expect
From the “That’s Life In The Inferno Of Postmodernity” files: One of the most popular bands on Google Trends right now is the Atlanta duo Dead Stays Alive, one-half of which “befriended” Lindsay Lohan while the two were in rehab. (Rumors that the two hooked up have been zinging around the gossipsphere; Lohan’s rep is, of course, calling those tales “mean.”) Tony Allen, the Dead Stays Alive member in question, has even been referred to as “famous” more than once, which I’m going to chalk up to people confusing him with the Tony Allen who played with Fela Kuti and The Good, The Bad, And The Queen, and not the fact that he was spilling his guts about Lindsay on Extra the other night. MORE »
