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- This just in: Elton John may be a bit of a diva! [Herald Sun]
- Soprano Beverly Sills has passed away from cancer at the age of 78. [AP via ABC]
- The Van Halen reunion has been reportedly rescheduled to September, giving David Lee Roth just enough time to perfect his splits. [MelodicRock.com]
- A wealthy British loon is considering leaving his $13.8 million estate to the lead singer of the Fray. We don't quite follow why, but please—whatever it takes to get that guy out of here. [CNN]
- The Game was arrested in Los Angeles Saturday morning for making criminal threats; the resulting local-news broadcast may be honkier than anything you can possibly imagine. [KABC-TV]
- You're going to have to wait a while for the next Killers album, as Brandon Flowers needs enough time to get his voice appropriately out of tune. [Billboard]
- Jamie Lynn-Sigler has found a novel way to get more press for her 2001 album Here To Heaven: By talking about how terrible it was. [Page Six]
- You -know-who has been busted for drugs, again. Does the NME have a little red phone that lights up every time this happens? [NME]
- New Order has allegedly split up, for the blimpteenth time; meanwhile, London-based children's-rock outfit Gnu Order is still available for birthdays and picnics. [NME]
- If Billy Joel and his daughter can bring down Perez Hilton's shitshow, we will never, ever complain about any part of his catalog again—even "We Didn't Start The Fire." [Fresh Intelligence]
- T-Pain was arrested for arguing with police after his Saturday-night performance in Miami was shut down early. No word yet on whether he made P-role. [BallerStatus.com]